Tucker arrives at the house the next day, dressed in a minecraft shirt and jeans. "Tucker, this is your girlfriend Erin. Erin, this is hooker"
I laugh. "You said hooker"
"I know"
I turn and give tucker a hug, sticking my tongue out at Sonja in the process. "So, hooker, do you know captainsparklez?" I ask, making my way into the living room. "I met him at pax. But I haven't really gotten into conversation with him"
"Does he know you and Sonj are dating?"
"I don't think so. Unless he stalks me"
Sonja laughs. "He stalks everyone dude"
"So, Erin, what's the purpose of this again?"
"Jordan got a girlfriend. And I want revenge"
"Ooo, I like it. Are we talking full make out sesh?"
Sonja kicks him. "If there is any 'full make out sesh', I will beat you. That's exactly why I got a table across from you guys"
"What if they see you?"
"I'm a ninja. They won't see me"
I laugh. "Let's head out. I can't be late"
"You're such a goody two shoes"
"Shut up"
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When we get there, Jordan and Cecilia are already waiting. I clench my fists. "Tucker, if I go over there and beat that girl, would you hold back Jordan?"
"No, I'd hold him back, and as you're beating her I'll rub it in his face that I'm fake dating you. IT'S MR STEAL YO GIRL"
I smile. I see why Sonja likes him so much. Jordan and Cecilia walk up to us, holding hands. "Hey Erin" Cecilia says, scowling at me. It took all my willpower not to tackle her. "Hey kiddo"
"Jordan, this chick is getting on my nerves"
"Tucker, this chick is already on mine"
"Jordan, do something!"
Jordan hugs her. "Ignore her, she can be a real butthole sometimes"
"Hey tucker?" I say, turning to him. "Yeah?"
"I SUGGEST YOU HOLD ME BACK"
Instead of lunging at just Cecilia, I lunge at both of them, and Cecilia lunges at me. We end up rolling around on the floor punching each other, and security has to drag us all outside, separating all of us- Jordan and me on one side of the building and tucker and Cecilia on the other. "Erin, I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?"
"I'll forgive you if you do me a huge favor first"
"What?"
"You see that stick over there? Grab it"
"Okay"
"Now turn it sideways"
"Okay..."
"And shove it straight up your anus, because your full of crap"
"Erin! I don't actually like her. I just got upset when you said I couldn't get a girlfriend"
"That doesn't mean you get a girlfriend!"
I sigh. "Jordan, this is stupid"
"I know. Why did we start this in the first place?"
"HOOKER"
"What?! I didn't get hookers!"
"I meant tucker. Sorry, force of habit. We left him with your kid!"
"She's in her 20's.."
"And she's trapped in a 12 year old's body. I'll be back, I'm gonna go save him"
"You make this sound all action packed"
"Because it is. Except there isn't any glitter"
"You and glitter should get married"
"Glitter can only wish"
