AUREY'S POV
Tucker and Sonja left shortly after that, to go and eat, leaving me, Jordan, and Tom alone.
"So..." Tom says, twiddling his thumbs.
"Umm.... you guys wanna record?" Jordan asks.
That perks us up. So we all head to Tom's office, and brainstorm ideas.
"Truth or dare?" I suggest.
"That's actually a good idea. We can post on twitter that we need truths and dares, we write some down, put them in a hat, shuffle, and pull" Jordan adds. Tom has this stupid grin on his face, which means this truth or dare is gonna take a turn for the worst.
"If you don't answer the truth, or if you don't do the dare, you take a shot. Oh, and we should stream it"
"I think that just applies to you" Jordan says.
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"It means that you are going to be getting all the shots"
"Is that a challenge, Mr. Sparkly Bum?"
I groan. "I'm not dealing with your drunk asses, so I hope you're prepared to get kicked in the balls if you get on my nerves"
Tom laughs. "Don't worry, you'll only need to deal with your boyfriend"
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We are all seated in a circle on the floor, the hats and drinks in the middle and a computer set up to start streaming. Jordan hits a button, and we begin. (J- Jordan, A- Aurey, T- Tom)
A- "Hey guys! Aurey here, and today we are doing a little truth or dare. We went to twitter and asked YOU GUYS for truths and dares, and thought why not stream it for your pleasure. Now, there's a little twist that Tom thought would be amazing, and that is taking a shot whenever we turn down a truth or dare.... so, I apologize in advance"
J- "Who's going first?"
A- "I vote Tom"
T- "Fine.... I'm gonna say dare. I AIN'T NO PUNK"
I smile, shake the hat up, and pass him a slip of paper. He opens it up, and immediately starts laughing.
T- "It says, 'Call Tucker and tell him you got arrested for running naked down the street'"
I lay down on the floor and drape my legs over Jordan's lap while Tom tries to contain his laughter while the phone rings. Tucker answers after a couple rings.
"Hello?"
"Hey, I umm, need some help here"
"What did you do??"
"I need you to bail me out... I got arrested"
"FOR WHAT?!"
"For... for.... running naked down the street"
I stuff my face in the carpet to keep from laughing.
"YOU WHAT?? TOM, HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?"
"To be honest, if it were on a scale of 1-10, I'm at Mickey Mouse on drugs"
Tucker hangs up, and we all burst into laughter.
J- "OK, I'll go next. I'm gonna go truth, because why not...."
He pulls out a piece of paper, unfolds it, and then takes a shot without reading it out loud.
A- "Whoa whoa whoa, what was the question?"
J- "Something that Tom agreed NOT to put in the hat"
A- "What? Why was I not told about this?"
J- "Because I assumed you didn't want to answer it either"
I pick the paper up and read it to myself. Are Erin and Jordan dating?
A- "Oh.... that..."
T- "You never told me not to put anything in the hat"
J- "I'm pretty sure I told you to keep out AEAJD questions"
T- "What the hell are AEAJD questions??"
A- "Know what? It's my turn. I pick dare.."
I smile. "It says to kick the boys in the balls"
J- "It does not"
A- "Then read it!'
The look on his face changes to pure horror. "You wouldn't do it"
A- "No, I wouldn't. But I know someone who would.."
T- "No.... no no No NO"
A- "SONJ!! GET IN HERE!"
Sonja had texted me earlier saying they were in the living room, so they wouldn't disturb the stream. So, why not use it to my advantage? She steps inside, and I whisper the dare into her ear.
S- "You guys HAVE to let me, as a wedding gift"
J- "DON'T DO IT"
T- "I WILL BUY YOU A F***ING HOUSE"
In a few short minutes, the boys were on the floor clutching their crotch, while me and Sonja laughed hysterically. I imagine we lost a lot of viewers, since this has been an hour of nonsense. But we don't seem to care, continuing on with the game, Tucker and Sonja joining us. In the end, we are all insanely drunk, and the chat is demanding that we get some rest so we don't die. So I end the stream, and we continue talking for nearly an hour, until we all fall asleep on the carpet.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
I know, I know, you guys probably hate me. And I won't make any excuses, because EXCUSES ARE BAD. (Helpful tip for 5th and 6th grade). I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter! I tried to make it extra big for you (ha that's what she said), and HOPEFULLY I'll get back in da swing of things.
LOVE YA!
HAVE A SUPER FANTASTIC DAY! I've been forgetting to say that!
~Fiona
