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ZanderAnoai: The Wife.
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Tiffany wanted us to do a world tour for our honeymoon but I was against that because I still have a life to live. When I was at the hospital, Jason brought up a proposal for us guys to set up our own rock bar which I think is dope. I didn't remember the fucking conversation because the nurses kept drugging me so when they brought it in the group chat, all I knew was that I wanted to drink.
Tiffany and I settled on going to Tulum since it's a good spot and there are other cities in Mexico that we can visit. I got us a private jet and we were partying up a storm in some beach club that very night.
"Your birthday is coming up." Tiffany reminds me as we sit on the edge of the boat. "What do you want for your big day?"
I think about it for a moment, "A new car maybe or even a private jet, I don't fucking know. You know I don't care about my birthday like that, it's never been much of a priority which is why I always throw some big party and disappear for most of it."
The driver of the boat starts slowing down as we near the area of the seas that we're going to be swimming in. We're supposedly swimming with sharks but I'm hoping that we don't come across any. I wouldn't call myself a pussy but I also don't like playing with death.
"Well I know what I want you to give me." Tiffany gives me a teasing look.
"Oh yeah." I bite down on my bottom lip. "What's that?"
"A bab-" Before she can finish, I push her off the boat and the guys on board begin to protest.
"Let the sharks eat her." I wave them off and they look at me in disbelief. "I'm kidding, bromeo."
I adjust the goggles on my face before falling back into the water as they open their mouths to speak and I start looking around for my wife. Tiffany starts swimming towards me and I try not to laugh as I see all the bubbles coming out of her so I start swimming away because I'm not trying to die today.
Tiffany pinches my ankle and we both swim up to the top.
"Are you out of your mind?" Tiffany pulls her goggles up as we surface. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?"
I laugh at how angry she looks right now, it's kind of hot.
"Hey babe." I peck her lips. "You look good."
"I almost fell ontop of a shark." She gasps while wiping the water off her face. "Are you trying to kill me?"
"Yes." I answer with a smile and she smiles back as I close the gap between our lips. I hear a few hoots from the men on the boat as I stick my tongue in Tiffany's mouth and she wraps her legs around my waist as we go underwater.
