Iris Has Lost Her Cotton Picking Mind!

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Iris: *opening every soda and pouring them down the sink*

Ken: Iris, what the heck? I just bought them!

zambootiee: You crumb bum!

Iris: *slaps her in the face*

zambootiee: *getting slapped* Hey, cut that out!

Iris: *turns on the faucet in the bathroom sink, and runs outside to the pond*

Ken: Unbelievable! *gets fishing pole and chases after Iris*

Eleanor: What the heck was that all about?

Iris: *underneath the pond gargling*





This story was written on Thursday, June 2nd, 2022.

A/N Iris, you have got to be the biggest idiot yet! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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