Dunkin Donuts
Newfield St
Middletown, Connecticut
Dunkin Donuts Employee: Italian accent* What can I get ya?
ice_elizy: A blueberry muffin, please.
Dunkin Donuts Employee: $1.76.
ice_elizy: *pays with a five, and gets some change back*
Dunkin Donuts Employee: *gives her a glazed donut instead*
ice_elizy: Excuse me, I asked for a blueberry muffin! This is a glazed donut!
Dunkin Donuts Employee: *Italian accent* You got what you wanted! Now get lost!
ice_elizy: Where is the manager? Is this what passes for customer service these days?
Manager: What's the problem?
ice_elizy: I asked for a blueberry muffin, and he gave me a glazed donut!
Manager: Oh. I know how to solve this problem. *whacks Elizabeth with a cartoon mallet*
ice_elizy: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her*
Me: Oh my gosh! That's my friend! *tries to wake up Elizabeth* Buddy, wake up! Wake up!
ice_elizy: *still out cold*
This story was written on Tuesday, June 14th, 2022. (Flag Day)
A/N Unbelievable!!! That stupid Dunkin Donuts man wouldn't give my friend her blueberry muffin!! And the manager was no help at all!! And he had the audacity to whack my buddy with a cartoon mallet!!! That makes me so mad!! 😡😡😡😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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