Nk_works: *throws eggs at Spice*
Spiceseeker: *getting eggs thrown at him* Stop this!
Iris: *throws eggs at Spice*
Spiceseeker: Cut it out!!! *still getting eggs thrown at him*
Eggshells: *scattered all over the kitchen floor*
Brandon: You guys!!! Ken is almost home, and this kitchen is a mess!
Kyle: Clean this up right now!
Spiceseeker: *hits Iris with the frying pan*
Iris: *getting hit with the frying pan and speaks with a dopey voice* Duh, which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Spiceseeker: He went that way! *grabs Iris by her hair, and slams her into the wall with a cartoon sound effect*
Iris: *smacked into the wall, now shattering into a million little pieces literally*
Brandon: What a mess!! *gets the broom and sweeps the pieces of Iris up into the dustpan*
Nk_works: *stomps on Spice's foot*
Spiceseeker: *screams in pain like Tom from Tom and Jerry, holding his foot, jumping up and down*
Dorian: What happened to Iris?
Ariel: She fell to pieces, Dorian! She'll come back! Don't worry!
Brandon: Guys, clean this mess up!!!!!
Ken: *walks in and is appalled at what has happened* My kitchen!!!!! I demand to know what happened!!!
Spiceseeker: It was her fault! She and Iris started throwing eggs at me!
Nk_works: No, it was his fault! He said no guy would ever go out with me!
Ken: Silence!!! *in Will Smith's voice* Keep this darn mess out of my kitchen!!!!
Brandon: I warned you guys!!! Unbelievable!! *facepalm*
Ken: Where the heck is Iris?! She's not in the clear either!
Brandon: You don't want to know.....
Me: Jeez! What childish behavior!
Derrick: Exactly!
Nk_works: *growls angrily and beats up Spice*
Spiceseeker: *getting beat up*
Steven: At least its not me!
Me: Oh now I wouldn't say that! *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Nk_works: *still beating up Spice*
Spiceseeker: *still getting beat up*
Me: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
Ken: *cleaning up the kitchen, muttering angrily in Yosemite Sam's voice*
This story was written on Tuesday, June 14th, 2022. (Flag Day)
A/N What pandemonium!!! The kitchen had been declared a disaster area!!! I never seen anything like this!!! Oh my gosh!!! It feels like I'm walking on eggshells! Literally! 😅😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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