𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐄 | 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞

27| Revenge and Betrayal

"Elliot you fucking cunt" Pansy runs down to the common room with Draco behind her. Time to run.

"What did you to my vibrator?" she said chasing me around the common room.

"Innocent until proven guilty" I stated even though I knew exactly what I did.

"What happened?" Blaise question.

"Well you see, we were trying to spice a things up a bit and use my little friend here" pansy starts "But some bitch charmed it to make duck noises instead of vibrating"

"A real turn on" Draco jokes.

"I'm still innocent" I state.

"You're dumbass put a note in the saying, is there really a difference between moaning and quacks?" thank Zeus it was only us in the common room.

"Ok I'm sorry" I say running as pansy chases me.

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After being chased around by a very, very angry pansy we went for dinner. I sat next to Mattheo and Blaise, far away from any attempt pansy could take.

"This beef got me horny, I'm gonna eat it out" Blaise attempts to joke.

"Stop with the lame jokes Zabini" Pansy says annoyed while eat her noodles. I turn around once the familiar feeling of anxiety enters me, but not mine.

"Guys" we all turn to Daphne. As she stood looking at her shoes nervous. She was in school uniform, but she looked like she hadn't slept in days. We all just stared at her in shock, everyone except Mattheo.

"Hey Daphne" I turned over the bench completely facing her.

"I – um – I just" she struggle to say trying to fight back tears.

"Why don't you sit with us, and try and enjoy Blaise's lame ass jokes?" I asked making it easier for her.

"My jokes are not lame" Blaise fighter back.

"This isn't about you Zabini" Draco spits at him.

"Are you sure?" Daphne asks.

"Of course, now come here before Blaise tries to fuck the beef" I joke.

"It was a joke" Blaise fights again.

Daphne didn't take much, mainly because she was too busy dealing with Blaise who was trying to tell her all his 'amazing' joke she missed.

"Blaise shut up and let Daphne eat" Pansy scolds him, poor Blaise.

"I'm not really hungry" Daphne speaks.

"Did you eat before?" pansy asked.

"Yeah, from hogsmeade" she lied, yes lied.

"How dare you eat from hogsmeade letting us suffer with this beef" Blaise complains.

"Says the guy who was about to have a kid with beef" Draco jokes as we continue to bully Blaise.

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I was walking down the hall with everyone until we heard moaning. We all froze looking at each other and as we heard it again we tried to hold our laughs. We slowly crept towards the corridor to see who it was and I leaned against the wall so whoever was devouring each other's faces couldn't see us.

"Holy fuck" I whisper.

"What?" Pansy asks.

"Did Enzo and Hermione break up?" I asked.

"No..." Blaise answers as her was the last to contact Enzo. The six of us carefully peeped out heads to see Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley eating each other faces.