69 likes FUCK YEA. we're popping off, guys. Anyways sorry for the wait, I contracted every STD possible and puked my girlfriends's mum's feet out of my liver. And let me tell you, this is not a fun way to die.
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As the rest of the group received the awful news, they couldn't help but cry a bit. They heard about the plane crash and that Squidward, Divid Attenborough, Dr Phil and Shrek has passed away from the tragedy.
"They were so young!!" Dora cried. "I mean, David Attenborough was fucking old and should've been dead 20 years ago but Shrek as so young!"
They all let out a sob, wondering how they would recover from the experience.
"All 9 of us can't speedrun sex anymore!" Dream sighed. It was only fun with AT LEAST 9 people, how would he be able to get his dose of fuck now?
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FUNERAL
"These kinky fuckheads have died, L" Batman, the pastor or whatever the fuck its called, spoke gently with sorrow filling his eyes.
"o7, amen" everyone said in sync.
As they watched the coffins being put into the ground with the friends and family of the four, the cumrerers 2.0 (Dora, Dream, Obama and Barry Bee Benson) spotted a rather hot man.
"Damnnnnnn, who's that~?" Dream moaned, looking at the guy in secret.
"That's Danny Gonzales, he was one of Squidward's friends but I heard they fucked a few times too," Obama stated.
"He looks pretty breedable, wouldn't you agree?" Dream questioned, smirking. Everyone knew what he was planning.
"I have to admit, Danny Gonzales is lookin' pretty goddamn breedable." Barry Bee Benson grinned widely, blush forming on his face.
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FUNERAL ENDED, PEOPLE GOING HOME
"Heyy~ I heard your name was Danny Gonzales," Dream spoke, putting a hand on Danny's shoulder seductively. "That's a pretty hot name if you ask me~"
"Haha, I know" Danny's big shlong throbbed as he loooked at Dream who was very hot and sexy and breedable and seductive. "But I have a boyfriend, the onceler."
"fuck him, I can be your new boyfriend now~" he paused. "and so can my friends."
Just then, Danny got a massive boner as Dream pressed up against his body, the cumrerers stepping into frame.
"You guys are hot as fuck" Danny barked like a dog because he's gonna be Dream's bitch.
"Then lets go to my place, we have a world of wonders in our pants for you to enjoy, Danny" Obama winked, holding Dora's hand.
"Bet. Just don't tell that bitch, the onceler, about it~"
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AT OBAMA'S HOUSE
the house was very kinky, very kinky indeed.
The house was just hot, nothing else to say about it. Danny thought this because he had a massive house fetish.
In an instant, Dream tore Danny's clothes off, revealing his 69 inch boner that they all craved. An honestly, his 69 pack was impressive and turned everyone on.
"Oh Danny Gonzales!!~~" Obama moaned out loud, taking out his massive shlong out and absolutely fucking the shit out of Danny.
"God, OBAMA! let us join too!11!" Dream whined, taking out his decent 420 inch, slimly, meaty, throbbing, hard dick and putting it into Danny as well. Barry Bee Benson then did the same.
Danny, now having 3 mega dicks inside of him, moaned so loud that it solved world hunger and the national water crisis.
"Danny~~ a-ahhh, moan l-louder!~" Barry Bee Benson begged, Danny doing as he was told.
"F-fuck i'm gonna cum, I can't take it anymore~~" Dream moaned, out of breath. Dora was in the corner watching porn or sum shit, idk she's 19 in this she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
In an instant, Dream's cum began pouring out quicker than you can say "speedrunner". the entire neighbourhood was absolutely fucking covered in cum and Dream was responsible for it.
"Sworry daddy- I MEAN DANNY!!! I did a cute cum speedrun" Dream spoke in the cutest voice ever that it cured my mountain of mental health problems1!!!!111!
"that sex was quite immaculate" Obama said in a formal voice before jerking off.
BONUS EDIT: my friend wanted the draft of this chapter before it was released during math so I tried to airdrop it to her but I accidentally airdropped it to my math teacher. Lets all have an awful day!!!!
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Shrek x Dora x Dream x Obama x Dr Phil || enemies to lovers
RomanceMAJOR SMUT WARNING FOR EVERY CHAPTER Why did I make this? Well, why shouldn't I? Anyways this has smut in it and A LOT of plot twists. 169% recommended by doctors Shrek and Dora have a wonderful relationship when they meet the Cumrerers, a group of...