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hey guys, sorry for the late update!! it's been two years, I know. I got hit by a car and started writing a book, then I got hit by a plane and died 3 times. Anyways, sorry for the wait! here's chapter 567 of Shrek x Dora x Dream x Obama x Dr Phil! Enjoy 🤪🤪
Shrek and Dr Phil were on the couch of Dr Phil's gucci, luxury, 307167-floored, mr beast signed mansion having sex as they often did nowadays. Shrek had to admit, he loved having Dr Phil's 103 inch dick inside of him.
"ohhhh Shrek, keep going!!!1!11!1" Dr Phil moaned as loud as he could. Even fucking Canada could hear him!
Suddenly, they both heard the sound of the door unlocking to Dr Phil's home.
Shrek and Dr Phil looked at the door, assuming it was just one of the cumrerers again but they were wrong!!!
GASP
It was...............
SQUIDWARD!!!
AND HE HAD DAVID ATTENBOROUGH WITH HIM!!!11!!11!
"*GASP*! DR PHIL, BABY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS STUPID PENDEJO??" Squidward sobbed, forgetting that he were doing the same thing 💀
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING, HUH?!?!?!?!?" dr phil yelled. "YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH A MAN THAT DOESNT KNOW WHAT RETIREMENT IS? FUCK YOU DAVID ATTENBOROUGH!"
"FOCK YOU, YOUR HUSBAND HATES YOU, BOZO L + RATIO" david attenborough retaliated, barking at dr phil. "WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK"
then a plane crashed into the house and they all fucking died
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Shrek x Dora x Dream x Obama x Dr Phil || enemies to lovers
RomanceMAJOR SMUT WARNING FOR EVERY CHAPTER Why did I make this? Well, why shouldn't I? Anyways this has smut in it and A LOT of plot twists. 169% recommended by doctors Shrek and Dora have a wonderful relationship when they meet the Cumrerers, a group of...
