Shrek x Dora x Dream x Obama x Dr Phil || enemies to lovers

Chapter Seven

Sonic and Crash Bandicoot were now a mega couple that appeared on several shows about their very wholesome relationship. Life was never better for them.

One day, together, they walked to the dark ally that the cumrerers had claimed and decided to get some crystal meth. hand in hand, they entered the local "legal" drug warehouse that Webs owned (yes its the one that Webs makes in every FUCKING GODAMN MINECRAFT FUCKING SERVER). 

The bells above the door rung, indicating that people had entered the warehouse - those people being Crash Bandicoot and Sonic the Hedgehog. Though the ringing was loud, the people behind the register and counter didn't seem to hear it. Instead, the employees continued getting it on speedrunner style.

Behind the counter, as the couple could see, were Jonny (the guy that sits next to me in Health) and Raiden Metal Gear Rising fucking as if they were the last people on earth.

Seeing them get it on, Crash Bandicoot got horny and whipped out his 18 incher and thrusted it into Sonic faster than his own speed. It was quicker than the world has ever seen.

"GOTTA GO FAST!!!1" Sonic moaned. Crash Bandicoot continued.

The four of them fucked for so long that the entire drug warehouse was now covered in cum. the walls were cum. the floor was cum. the door was cum. the roof was cum. everything was now cum.

Then they stopped because they felt like it.

"Guys lets all go tell Danny Gonzales that his boyfriend, the onceler, is cheating on him with Jesus and Batman" Sonic suggested.

"Yes, and let's fuck the lorax" Jonny (the guy that sits next to me in Health) spoke.

Everyone agreed and they exited the drug warehouse without the crystal meth that they ever so needed.

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They reached Danny Gonzales' house and knocked on the door. Danny opened it and was surprised to see the four of them standing there, looking ever so serious.

"Cum in," He gestured, letting the four of them enter his home.

They all sat on the couch.

"ur hot boyfriend is fucking cheating on you," Jonny (the guy who sits next to me in Health) said.

"Yeah, they knocked over some chemicals and that's how Crash Bandicoot was made." Raiden Metal Gear Rising spoke, backing Jonny's statement up.

Daddy Danny Gonzales began crying and turned irish "NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT STUPID BITCHF IS HE HOOKIN UP WITH? ILL FUOCKING BEAT THE AUDSRTRALIAN SHITE OUT OF THEM"

"He's fucking Jesus H. Crist and Batman" Sonic said

Danny Gonzales yelled so loudly in anger that it reversed the birth your mother gave to you and allowed Webs to hook up with her in stead of your dad (who still isn't back with the milk yet).

Then the onceler got testicular cancer just like Jonny (the guy who sits next to me in Health) did. Then he lost his balls like my pet dog when we took him to the vet.

Then his house got bombed by a glock that Panbean (my wife) had.

Uh oh, a massacre, this is interesting.