sorry for the extremely long wait, i met ryan reynolds and had 17 babis with him . then my dad got hernia and my hermerroihd returned and tore my ass open for infections. im also failing all of my tests, other than the autism one. enjoy rhe chapter, gangsters mwah mwah THRUSTS INTO YOU
two years after the gruesome death of the onceler, webs turned into matt #yeah #me and got divorced by panbean, and then remarried to wolverine and gerard way because hes gay now. living with his husbands and several white slaves (im not racist), he hears a knock on the door.
he opens it. "im vengence" batmas says, the rain pouring dramatucaklly down his face and everything because he's kinda edgy lowkey.
"the frick do you want, you butthead??????" matt says, growling dominantly and peeing on him to mark territopry. GRRR RUGF RUFF
"jesus is dead" batmas says, crying a little bit. "i need a place to stay pookie woojie woo" he bursts intp tears and breakdancing sadly.
matt allows him inside, closing and locking the door behind him. the house was filled with fentanyl and other illicit substances that are totally legal in this universe. i love fent. I LOVE FENT SO MUCCHHHHH!!!!!!
"can i have some?" batmas asks, taking off his cowl and glancing around the home, taking in the warm new surroundings. he points towards one of the boxes of fentanyl (I FYCJING KOVE FENTANYL) as he asks.
"yeah sure whatever hoe" matt says, throwugn the box at him.
gerard way comes out of his room, rubbing his tired eyes. "who;s this?" he asks, referring to batman who was now standing in thier living room, shooting up fentanyl into his veins (like me every friday saturday sunday and wednsday) i love efent.
"this is batman. his bf jesus died" matt says
"FUCK OFF" geraerdw ay says and fucking shoots. btraman idk
"YOU FUCKUGN WHORREE" batman shouts dramaticalluy anf bleeds all over their floor, guts spilling everywheere cause the mcr singer just shot him
"mcr5 is real by the eay" gerard says because ascending because hw needs to work on the paper kingdom album which is not released yet but todtally will be released because i said so and im manifesting iT AND ITS GOING TO HAPPEN SHUT THE FUCK UPU ITS REEAL LEAVEME ALONE I LOVE FENTAMHYKL
then matt kills himself
wolverine comes into the room and cries, before jesus reaaueects and becomes alive again, where sonic speeds into their room and goes into heat. he beginsf to fuck everything in his path i dont know what im wriitng im so sorry im on fent
"gotta go fast i guess" sonic moans
jonny (the guy who used to sit next to me in health) comes out of sonic' s ass and fent
i do
fent
I LOEV FENTANUYL
I NEED EVFENT E ASHSAKJGFSJDGFSKJHFJXBCNXB GDHD BWE FUEFHEW SIUDSAD
sorry angyqatys
the rest of the gamng (danny and crash bandicoot and others idk) cone over because they dicks were like dowsing rods, and brought them over
"omg thsi is like a whole reuninion after 2 fucjing years where the author (totally not matt() didnt fucjiing write about us!!!!!!" crash says
"lets have an orgy" sonicn syas
"no" drake says, appearing out of no wheree. "NOT WITHOUT ME."
diddy comes out behind him and rubs his hands together. they are slick with lotion and baby oil, and he has yeah fent idk i love fent
my names lil fent yeah, i do fent in the tent yeahhhh . (mw rapping)
then theyh all gay anf fuckjugn sex fentanbul ORGY!!! THEY HAVE A N ORGYT IN MY HOME but i resurrect because wolverine is there and i dont wanna miss out on the action with him. i love wolverine please one night with him is all i woant.
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the next day
wolverine wakws up, feeling very sick. bleehehhhh then he goes to the bathroom and does a pregnancy test. hes pregnant and so is eveeyone else. trhey're all pregannt and on fentanyl
A/N: next chapter witll be baout them mnagivating their male pregnancy and shit idk. im wriitng this in my english class while my friesnd reads it. im so normal im so normal im so normal im so normal im so normal om so normal im so normal im so noram l im so n
friends note: hello im the girl that sits next to mat in english he wrote this on my computer, please tell him to stop writing m-preg watching him write this made me deeply uncomfortable
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