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Sorry, I contracted malaria and got resuscitated by dogman from dogman. Anygays, enjoy chapter. Jonny (kid who sits next to me in Health at school) told me to add him into the series with Raiden Metal Gear Rising as his boyfriend.
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Onceler, Jesus and Batman were fucking in the science laboratory, making out hardcore. As they were doing so, Onceler knocked over a test tube that contained chemicals!1!! A white light flashed inside of the laboratory and the sound of distorted dream speed run music blasted for a moment. W (Jonny (kid who sits next to me in Health at school) wrote that)
OMGHGOMG!!211!11!11!!1
"CRASH BANDICOOT??1?!?!?@!?@!" Jesus Harold Christ exclaimed.
Just then, Sonic sped into the lab from the sound of the distorted music.
"GOTTA GO FAST!11!" Sonic yelled, ripping his fur off to put his big dong into crash bandicoot W
Onceler, Jesus and Batman stood in horror as they watched Sonic and Crash Bandicoot get it on. Slowly, the three of them backed away, out of the lab.
Then, the three of them slaughtered Dora because this fanfiction is purely about gay fictional characters fucking hardcore, so she didn't really have a place anymore.
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Shrek x Dora x Dream x Obama x Dr Phil || enemies to lovers
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