Lone Wolf (Tails x Male Reader)

Out with the Hedgehog

Dr. Robotnik has just gone through the ring portal with Knuckles the Echidna after being stuck on a mushroom planet for days!

Cut to a quiet night in Seattle where an old lady is walking around with her dog in a shopping cart.

The lady then notices a high speed chase going on with some cops and bank robbers.

Bank robber: "They're still on us! This'll slow 'em down!"

His partner in crime throws him a stick of dynamite which he ignites and throws towards the cops

Some of the police cars hit a garbage can. But the others got lucky and evaded it. The police cars drive past a building where both are heroes are watching.

Sonic tightens his shoes up, Y/n loads up his revolvers, Sonic streches, and Y/n wears his gambler hat properly. Sonic eats a chili dog, punches the air and carries Y/n with him towards the chase!

Sonic: Nrrrrrmmmm "Watch out! 'Cuse me! Pardon me! Comin' through!"

Y/n jumps onto the top of truck, while Sonic kicks out the driver and takes ahold of the vehicle.

Out of nowhere one of the robbers climb up onto the truck's roof with you

Y/n: "Uhh, we have some trouble here!"

Sonic: "What kind?"

Y/n: "Black mask, knife, and dynamite!"

Sonic: "Hold on I'll try and knock him off!"

Y/n: "Do you even know how to drive this?!"

Sonic: "I HAVE NO CLUE, Better Buckle up!"

Sonic begins driving around and making turns left and right which makes the robbers in the back move hitting the walls of the truck.

Some dynamite falls off the truck and explodes near the cops!

Meanwhile you quick-draw your schofield revolver and mark the man's knife, you quickly shoot away his knife leaving him with only his fist and dynamite

The man ignites the dynamite and gets ready to throw it as you get ready to shoot it

Sonic: "How we doin' back there?!" -sly smirk-

Sonic turns

Sonic: "And now this way!"

Y/n: "Hol-"

The robber falls off the truck and lands on a police officer's car hood

Y/n: "Easy there Sonic, I will admit THIS IS FUN!"

Sonic: "WOO-HOO!"

Security Guard: *mumbles* "MBABBMBMBMBMBMLEFNNY!"

Sonic: " Oh I'm sorry I don't speak duct tape!"

Meanwhile Y/n is holding onto the truck for dear life

Sonic removes the tape from the security guard's mouth.

Security Guard: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU!?"

Sonic: "Fear not, citizen. We are the heroes you need."

Y/n: "AND THE HEROES YOU DESERVE!"

Y/n: "The best gunslinger, the blacklung, the most incredible wolf ever!"

Sonic: " And the blue dawn that banishes the darkest- HOLY CRAP!"

Sonic almost runs over a pedestrian but luckily he doesn't

Y/n: "We were THIS CLOSE! To ending her life!"

Sonic: "Don't worry! Nobody's gonna get hurt!

Y/n jumps into the passenger seat of the truck with a smile on his face

Y/n: "Sup Bro!"

Sonic: "Hiya!"

Out of nowhere the bag of dynamite from the robbers slides into veiw next to Y/n and Sonic

Sonic: "Huh, what are those?"

Y/n: "Hm, they look like lightsabers to me!"

Security Guard: "BOMBS. THOSE ARE BOMBS. BOMBS THEY'RE BOMBS!"

Sonic and Y/n at the same time: "Relax they're not even lit! So we'll say it again, nobody's gonna get-"

Suddenly all of the dynamite gets ignited.

Y/n: "WE'RE GONNA DIE NOO, NOT THIS YOUNG OF AN AGE! I'D PREFER THE SUNRISE AND MOUNTAIN VIEW!"

Sonic: "AHH I WAS WRONG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IEIEIE!"

Y/n: "TRY SLOWING DOWN!"

Sonic: "Trust me. If I could I would, but that would require brakes..."

Sonic picks up the bag of dynamite

Sonic: "Ah hot ha ah hot hot hot!"

Security Guard: "Why don't you just let the police handle it?!"

Y/n and Sonic: "Because that's not what heroes do!"

Sonic throws all of the dynamite out of the car and into a garbage truck.

Y/n: "I'm lost in the moment!"

Sonic: "Me too bud!"

Security Guard: "Do you hear that? THERE'S ONE MORE LEFT!!"

Y/n: "Uh.. oh.."

Sonic and Y/n look everywhere for it but to no avail can't find it.

Security Guard: "Did you look under the seat?"

Sonic: "Of course I checked the under the seat!"

Security Guard: "You are terrible at this!"

Y/n: "Of course we are it's our first time.. well second!"

Y/n: "Wait, Sonic! It's in your quills!"

Sonic: "Aha, y'know I can never find anything in there!"

Y/n grabs it from Sonic and tosses it into a drainage pipe.

Sonic: "Drained it from down town!"

Y/n lets out a giggle.

Y/n and Sonic: "We told you nobody would get hurt!"

Y/n notices that they are headed towards a stand with people at it

Y/n: "HOLY TUBERCULOSIS!"
Sonic: "HOLY SHERBET!"

Y/n finds a bag of power tools and gives it to Sonic.

Sonic: "Heh thanks pal!"

Sonic: "Don't panic this is only a drill. -zzzrrtzrrt-"

Sonic then goes at a super fast speed undrilling the whole truck.

Everybody at the stand screams and runs away.

Y/n: -Honking Horn- "Get out of the way!"

Sonic finishes leaving only the undertruck with Y/n, the guard, and the unconscious robbers.

The dynamite stick from earlier explodes which made all of the sewer system go up in pressure.

The bank robbers wake up just as the police arrive.

Y/n and Sonic: "No need to thank us citizens. All in one's night for the Blue Justice! And the... uhh the blacklung?"

Sonic: "Seriously? That's the best name?"

Security Guard: "You're a terrible hero!"

Y/n: "AND YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT YOUR JOB!"

Sonic picks up Y/n and laughs running away.

Y/n: "HAH THAT WAS SOO FUN! Let's do it again some time!

Sonic: "Alright you got it bud!"

You got it...