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by LuciferML

by LuciferML

How to sway your love
Ft. Your boyfriend

Step1: find your love

Step2: stalk them and find and know about everything they own

Step3: buy them a gift to get on their good side

Step4: keep insisting to hang out with them

Step5: D̶͔̭̪̻o̯̱̊͊͢ṇ̤͛̒̍'t̲̂̓ͩ̑ l̙͖̑̾ͣẹ̿͋̒̕t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ḿ̬̏ͤͅ f̵͖̜̉ͅỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ḑ̴̞͛̒ o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇t̲̂̓ͩ̑ ā̤̓̍͘b̬͖̏́͢o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ b̬͖̏́͢o̯̱̊͊͢ḑ̴̞͛̒y҉̃̀̋̑s̠҉͍͊ͅ

Step6: compliment them then ask them out

Step7: if they say no, P̧͕̒̊͘l̙͖̑̾ͣā̤̓̍͘c͕͗ͤ̕̕ẹ̿͋̒̕ ā̤̓̍͘ ḳ̯͍̑ͦṇ̤͛̒̍ỉ͔͖̜͌f̵͖̜̉ͅẹ̿͋̒̕ t̲̂̓ͩ̑o̯̱̊͊͢ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ỉ͔͖̜͌r̴̨̦͕̝ t̲̂̓ͩ̑b̬͖̏́͢r̴̨̦͕̝o̯̱̊͊͢ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑

Step8: if they said yes, then congrats.

Note: This may lead to jail time or death in certain circumstances.

𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑠 𝑓𝑢𝑛~