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Uchiha Clan:

Mikoto: your father and I wanna talk.

Sasuke: *spitting his tomato juice out while thinking of every crime he committed in his life*

Mikoto: have you been doing drugs or having S€x?

Sasuke: *flashbacking his time with Naruto* no

Mikoto to fugaku: I told you we were raising a pussy!

Sasuke: *again spitting his orange juice out*

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