Kinkajou: Ho there! Welcome to episode 2! I'd like to take a quick second to advertise for my new favorite ship, Qinter—
Winter: *growls* We don't have time. Just start the goddamn show already!
Kinkajou: Well well, someone's eager to begin! That's great new, I'm glad this is growing on you Winter.
Winter: I'm eager for this to END!
Kinkajou: *brings out scroll* We have a new submitted "ask"! This one's from @Queen-friend_Lynx ! The question is for all of us. We have to say our crushes!
*everyone but Kinkajou groans*
Kinkajou: Oh come on it's not that bad! I'll go first...um— *she turns pink around the ruff* I... I like Turtle.
*Turtle dies inside with embarrassment*
Turtle: I'll go next. I like you too, Kinkajou. And I used to like this SeaWing named Torrent... *kinkajou scowled a little* But, not anymore!
Kinkajou: Umber, how about you go? Then Moon then Peril then Qibli and Winter.
Umber: Umm. I—(gulps) I liked Qibli. And, er... at some point, I liked Winter. But, notice how I am using PAST TENSE and I don't like either anymore.
Moon: Wow. To be honest, I kinda ship it. I um—I also liked both Qibli and Winter, but I'm not really sure I want to be romantically involved with anyone right now.
Peril: *snickers* Loooooooser. Well, I just asked out Clay three days ago. *her claws burst into flames and she tries not to grin*
Qibli: Well, I—
Winter: He's a Moonwatcher simp.
Qibli: *smacks Winter* Goddamnit! You took my line!
Moon: ....
Winter: *clears his throat* I... IN THE PAST, have also liked Moon. Buuut, now I'm either considering being aromantic, or asking out Lynx.
Everyone but Winter: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Winter: I. HATE. THIS. GAME.
Kinkajou: *hits music button* *claps talons together* A successful episode! Join us next time, and remember to submit those questions and dares!
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Ask or Dare with the Jade Winglet
RandomMoon, Winter, Peril, Kinkajou, Qibli, Turtle, and Umber are in the hot seat! Ask them anything and they'll have to respond...TRUTHFULLY. Dare them to do anything, too, as long as it's PG-13. Credit to Tui T. Sutherland for Wings of Fire. The cover a...
