Kinkajou: Hello! We have a truth and a dare today from a guest! Are you ready to RUMBLE?!?!?
Winter: I have come to accept the fact that all of these will be for me.
Kinkajou: thaaaaat's the spirit! Our first one for today is a truth, and it's for Qibli. Submitted by Bunnehs4ever.
Qibli: *looks pleased* Great! Can't wait!
Kinkajou: Oohhhhhh nooooo *covers her eyes* I can't bear to read this out loud! Turtle, you do it! *she thrusts the scroll into Turtle's talons and turns grey*
Turtle: ummm. Okay? Qibli, would you rather go out with Moon or Winter?
Kinkajou: *groans* noooo I can't bear to watch my ship sink!!!
Qibli: Well, when we were saying our crushes a few chapters ago, I didn't get to really say... but...
*entire room tenses, watching Qibli.*
Qibli: I would rather go out with Winter. Moon—sorry but she can be kinda... um...
Kinkajou: *jumps up and turns neon pink* YES!! THE SHIP HAS SAILED, I REPEAT, THE SHIP HAS SAILED! THE NEXT DARE IS FOR QIBLI AND WINTER TO BE HANDCUFFED TO EACH OTHER FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! AAAAAAHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY!
Winter: Wait. *record screeching noise* What. Did. You. Say.
Qibli: *happily* I would rather go out with you.
Winter: *blushes* No, what did you say. *looks at Kinkajou*
*kinkajou turns a nervous green* umm... you're handcuffed together for a week.
A/N: Sorry about this, but several scenes have been cut out for the mental safety of the viewers, and may greatly unsettle some readers. Let's cut to a week later and check in on our favorite will-they-won't-they dragons!
Kinkajou: *sporting a black eye* Weeeeeelcome back to Ask or Dare! Today our friends QIBLI and WINTER have returned! Let's welcome them with a round of applause for surviving the week!
*applause track plays as Qibli and Winter walk in*
*applause goes away as Kinkajou gasps*
Kinkajou: WINTER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
*Qibli is breathing heavily and collapses to the floor. He coughs and goes still.*
Winter: *coldly* I choked him.
All: YOU WHAT?!?
Winter: I choked him. He was bothering me for six days straight with something he calls a "knock-knock joke" and has been playing a song called "baby shark". I feel that I am entitled to choke someone who goes to that level of annoying.
Turtle: *heals Qibli with magic because he's POG* Winter, how could a song be so bad that you had to choke someone?
Qibli: *wheezes* *gets to his feet shakily* *pulls out phone and opens Spotify* *plays Baby Shark*
Peril: *ETHEREAL SHRIEK* I AM GOING TO KILL YOU *lunges as Qibli and burns his iPhone*
Qibli: *goes up in flames*
Kinkajou: *leaps in front of the camera and spreads her wings to hide the view* And that's all for today. Thanks to our person submitting the dare and see you next time!
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Ask or Dare with the Jade Winglet
RandomMoon, Winter, Peril, Kinkajou, Qibli, Turtle, and Umber are in the hot seat! Ask them anything and they'll have to respond...TRUTHFULLY. Dare them to do anything, too, as long as it's PG-13. Credit to Tui T. Sutherland for Wings of Fire. The cover a...
