Kinkajou: Today's an important day, folks! We have our first dare!!!
Qibli: YES! Who's it for? Is it for me? I want a dare.
Kinkajou: That's the spirit. But, sorry, friend, this one is for Winter!
Winter: *slams his head into the wall* Why the hell are all of these for ME???
Kinkajou: (very cheerfully) No clue! This dare is from @cosmicdragon2 . Thank you for the request! The dare is: get black stipe tattoos all over your body, then ask Lynx out in front of everyone.
Turtle: ...wow, I'm sorry, Winter.
Winter: I AM TOO! WHO IS THIS "COSMIC DRAGON"? I WILL F**KING MURDER THEM!
Turtle: No, I mean, I'm sorry, because Kinkajou's making me tattoo you.
Winter: *jaw drops* YOU--WH--WHY--BUT YOU--
Turtle: *he pulls out a sharp quill* It's enchanted to temporarily tattoo you. It'll come off in three days. But don't worry, it doesn't hurt like a normal tattoo.
Winter: *growls under his breath* *thrusts out an arm* Just do it quickly.
*Turtle lowers the pen to Winter's arm. Winter hisses out of annoyance while the stripes are tattooed on, but it doesn't hurt at all.*
-----five minutes later-----
Moon: Wow Winter, loving the new look!
Qibli: Yeah, it looks cool. Get it? Cool? Because you're an IceWing? *he grins at his joke*
Winter: *through gritted teeth* Yeah. I get it.
Kinkajou: And now... we bring in Lynx! I negotiated with her before this episode, so she's in the entrance hall right now. Umber, will you please go fetch her?
Umber: Alright, sure.
*Umber gets up and leaves the cave. He returns a few minutes later, leading a confused-looking Lynx.*
*Everyone but Winter exchanges exciting looks. Winter himself digs his claws into the ground and clenches his jaw angrily.*
Lynx: Hey guys! Hi Winter. Cool tattoos. Why am I here? What did you want me for?
Kinkajou: Sit down, sit down. I'm sorry about this, but Winter has a dare that involves you.
Lynx: Oooh, fun! Can I join?
Kinkajou: Absolutely! Go on now, Winter.
Winter: *shoots death glares at all of them* I'm sorry Lynx, but this is a dare. Will--
*Qibli snickers*
Winter: SHUT THE F**K UP QIBLI. *deep breath* Lynx, will you go out with me?
Lynx: Sure!
Qibli: HELL YEA! I GOT THE VIDEO! *stops recording*A/N: Hey, just pretend they have phones.
*Winter buries his head in his claws and curses under his breath*
*Qibli posts the video on Instagram*
*Video gets 23 likes*
*All applaud*
Kinkajou: Ship name: Hmmm... Lynxter?
Peril: *tsk tsk* try as you might, you'll never find a better ship name than Cleril!
Winter: (very sternly) Wow, that's sad. Shipping yourself with your crush? What a simp.
Peril: *blushes angrily* You'll regret saying that!
*peril jumps to her feet and lunges at Winter. Winter whirls around and dives out the open window.*
Kinkajou: WINTER! COME BACK! Peril, you scared him away! Oh well. Thanks for reading. And remember, Qibli wants a dare! Anyone can submit a comment. Bye now!
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Ask or Dare with the Jade Winglet
RandomMoon, Winter, Peril, Kinkajou, Qibli, Turtle, and Umber are in the hot seat! Ask them anything and they'll have to respond...TRUTHFULLY. Dare them to do anything, too, as long as it's PG-13. Credit to Tui T. Sutherland for Wings of Fire. The cover a...
