The Boys + Benvolio

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Romeo: im emo

Romeo: Rosie just fucking died

Benvolio: stop being dramatic, does anyone have the homework???

Romeo: Nah ho

Romeo: Also you do homework???

Mercutio: Ur mom has it Bennie boi

Benvolio: Bro I'm trying not to fail and mercutio why did you say that i hate this im going to kill myself

Romeo: Don't say that you'll be canceled on twt

Benvolio: at least i'm smart

Romeo: Ur mom

Mercutio: Take the L

Mercutio: + Ratio + didnt ask

Benvolio: kys

Mercutio: anyway, wanna go to ur enemies party?????

Romeo: sure Rosie's ghost might be there

Mercutio: Bro a shit ton of hot sexy ladies will be there stfu dumbass

Benvolio: i guess I'll go to keep you guys out of trouble

Mercutio: *sends a dick pick*

Benvolio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Romeo: Nice Cock 💦

Benvolio: I hate you

*Benvolio adds the prince to the gc*

*Benvolio leaves*

The Prince: what the hell mercutio

Mercutio: Dont tell my mom plz

The Prince: I'm going get eye bleach

Mercutio: Don't act like I haven't walked into you watching step sister porn ass licker

Romeo: i'm getting invested 🍿

*Romeo adds Benvolio*

Benvolio: wtf

*The Prince leaves the gc*

Benvolio: Happy pride romeo 🏳️‍🌈

Romeo: Its August

Mercutio: Benvolio, ur gay for me too its okay to come out

Romeo: We're all gay for you Mercutio

Mercutio: so true im gay for me

Benvolio: *sends a picture of a cute cat*

Benvolio: eye bleach

Mercutio: OH MY GOD IS THAT TYBALT PRINCE OF CATS WE MUST DEFEAT THAT FOUL CAPULET

Benvolio: ... fuck you im trying to fix this dumb ass gc

Romeo: I gtg mope around town bc my girlfriend died bye

*Romeo logs off*

Mercutio: Bye seggy 😘

Benvolio: I'm going to inhale bleach

*Benvolio logs off*

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