Romeo: Babe i got expelled
Juliet: Omg why :(((
Romeo: I broke your cousin's femur.
Juliet: WTF????
Romeo: It's okay he knocked Mercutio out. Both of them are in the hospital.
Juliet: Wait, you got expelled??? But we've never had sex!
Romeo: Don't worry, I'll sneak into your house and we can fuck.
Juliet: My window will be unlocked :)
