Juliet: Mom i hate u
Mrs Capulet: Wtf i literally made you
Juliet: don't gaslight me
Nurse: Juliet was such a cute bay bee :)
Juliet: Oh my god Nurse stop
Mrs Capulet: Juliet, you're 14 almost 15 and still single. At the party, as the kids say, you need to get yourself a man
Juliet: No one says that mom.
Nurse: Juliet, when you were a baby, My husband picked you up and said. "Did you fall on your face? You'll fall backward when you grow smarter. Won't you, Jule." And I swear, you stopped crying and said, "Yes." I bet if I live a thousand years, I'll never forget it. "Won't you, Jule," he said. And the pretty fool stopped crying and said, "Yes."
Juliet: shut the fuck up nurse.
Nurse: in a minute, but I can't help but laugh
Mrs Capulet: Juliet, I'm serious. You need to consider getting a boyfriend.
Juliet: I don't want one tho.
Mrs Capulet: Well sucks to suck I guess
Juliet: Mom! Why is it a big deal?
Mrs Capulet: Because it would help your father and I immensely. Plus, I heard Paris thinks your cute~
Juliet: Mom! He's like 4 years older than me, that's gross.
Mrs Capulet: Your father is 6 years older than me!
Juliet: That's different you met before people got smart and learned what Pedophillia is.
Mrs Capulet: Please Juliet, just try to accept his love.
Juliet: Fine mom, I'll try. I gtg get ready, I'll see you later
*Juliet logs off*
