Riordanverse randomness

Giants vs Gods

You know how the giants are supposed to be the opposite of the gods?

Well, here are some headcanons of what the giants might be like if they were the better opposite of the gods:

Opposite of Zeus - calm and collected, not the leader and definitely not bossy, would use the lightning and stuff to help people (don't ask me how)

Opposite of Hera - doesn't want a perfect family, just wished for a group of friends over than a whole family, not a b*tch

Opposite of Poseidon - follows the rules and is generally a goody-two-shoes ('the sea doesn't like to be restrained')

Opposite of Demeter - not obsessed with cereal and plants, kinda like Hades and kills stuff but regrets it and is learning to improve gardening skills

Opposite of Ares - Damaesen

Opposite of Athena - kind of dumb, outdoor person, prefers to just sit back and relax

Opposite of Apollo - really shy, really nervous when driving the sun, not a flirt

Opposite of Artemis - subconsiously flirting, a huge softie, kinda antisocial 

Opposite of Hephaestus - kinda like Hestia, really brave on the inside, looks like a softie

Opposite of Aphrodite - literally Artemis, doesn't make your love life 'interesting' and just tells you who your soulmate is

Opposite of Hermes - really honest, is super slow at everything

Opposite of Dionysus - just really tidy, never complains about anything

Opposite of Hades - really good with living things, social butterfly personality, wears pastel colors all the time

Opposite of Hestia - brave warrior, terrible at cooking, mostly awkward around people

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I feel like the gods are stupid assholes now (sorry, oh powerful gods)