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Today, I decided I'm gonna start watching Hercules on Disney+ 'cause why not. 







And I was speechless.








Actually, no.





I was the opposite.










I WAS LITERALLY SHOUTING THINGS AT THE TV LIKE OH MY GODS WHAT IN ZEUS'S NAME IS THIS?!?!?!? 






NO OFFENCE TO DISNEY BUT MOST OF THE THINGS ARE WRONG!



Got traumatized once by Uncle Rick,







Got traumatized another time by Hercules. 



YOU'D THINK THEY GET THE NUMBER OF NUSES RIGHT!


And yeah, they didn't.






Unless somehow 5=9.

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