I'm trying a different approach.
I'm going to think of a title for each chapter of the HoO series.
Because we love weird titles.
But we ain't got any.
So I wrote my own.
All of them are crap.
You're welcome to do this too.
Anyways, let's get started:
Ch.1 We go to the Museum of Nowhere
Ch.2 My classmate turns into an evil angel
Ch.3 Leo is from Star Trek
Ch.4 I hear some voices (again)
Ch.5 I get a dead man's bed
Ch.6 I have a rare power (it's also dangerous but who cares)
Ch.7 A stuffed head ate a goddess
Ch.8 Stuff happen
Ch.9 Talking with the Oracle is a great way to make you relax (not)
Ch.10 Drew is a bitch
Ch.11 I use my storage in my brain to review parts of my life
Ch.12 I be-friend a flamin' dragon
Ch.13 I dream about a pack (of wolves)
Ch.14 I realize I have a sister
Ch.15 Drew is still a bitch
Ch.16 We climb aboard a killer-dragon
Ch.17 We kinda make a plan
Ch.18 An angel likes Piper
Ch.19 We take a walk to talk with a very cold Dad
Ch.20 We set off again
Ch.21 I get a bad dream (Morpheus: Totally not my fault!)
Ch.22 Happy the dragon is not happy
Ch.23 My dragon lands in a bunch of portable toilets
Ch.24 My friends get to be one-eyed big people food
Ch.25 We discuss a face in Porta-potties sludge
Ch.26 Leo makes tacos
Ch.27 We go shopping with a crazy princess
Ch.28 We listen to an old lady cry about how hard her life is
Ch.29 I have an ugly dad
Ch.30 Nothing lasts forever
Ch.31 The cow says 'Moo!' and Coach says 'DIE!!!"
Ch.32 Someone doesn't get the 'Best Dad Ever' award
Ch.33 We make a campfire
Ch.34 Remus Lupin is not in the pack (sorry, wrong fandom)
Ch.35 My bestie has a hot long-lost sister
Ch.36 A vapour ice bridge is breaking down, breaking down, breaking down...
Ch.37 We visit a floating garden
Ch.38 Coach gets a date
Ch.39 I have a mother-daughter talk
Ch.40 We all love coffee
Ch.41 Three fashionably dressed teenaged demigods and a megalomaniac goat
Ch.42 Piper is a queen
Ch.43 Death is battle is honourable, but-
Ch.44 We almost die (and none of us like it)
Ch.45 Piper 'borrows' a helicopter
Ch.46 A famous actor gets emotional damage
Ch.47 Uncle Leo flys a 'copter
Ch.48 Hera is bitchier than Drew
Ch.49 Khione is a bitch too
Ch.50 Piper tells the earth to sleep while I entertain a giant
Ch.51 Leo burns vomit for an offering
Ch.52 Dad gets amnesia
Ch.53 I tell people my secrets
Ch.54 Let's build a spankin' hot war machine
Ch.55 Great, just great
Ch.56 We find a lost Kelp Head
Sorry a lot of them are not that creative, LOL
Anyways, CLOVIS KNOWS ALL
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Riordanverse randomness
FanfictionJust random thoughts I have about the riodanverse (MCGA, KC, PJO, HoO, ToA) AKA Me ranting about random stuff with a lot of spaces in between the lines.
