Riordanverse randomness

Re-reading the Battle of the Labyrinth

You know the drill.

Here are some stuff mentioned in the Battle of the Labyrinth that you might have forgotten:

• On the day of the Goode Orientation, PERCY WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON A 'DATE' WITH ANNABETH!! Evidence: 1. She's coming all the way from camp 2. They were planning to go watch a movie 3. It's just the two of them (P.S. Sally ships it)

• Kelli (in cheerleading form) called Percy a fish, which she explained is a freshman (I think it's because of his scent)

• A mortal who can see through the Mist can often see a monster's true form before a half-blood

• Tyson, a cyclops, is scared of Grover (Grover is also scared of him, but whatever)

• At that time, Nico actually has shoulder-length hair (Me, picturing Nico as being a 10 years-old Snape: Oops, wrong fandom)

• The Stoll brothers aren't actually good at being stealthy

• Clarisse once used a  wrecking ball to knock down a whole building (to cover an entrance to the Labyrinth), but like, HOW ON EARTH DID SHE GET A FREAKING WRECKING BALL ALL OF A SUDDEN??!??!

• Minos once asked Nico if he (Minos) could keep the toy that comes with the Happy Meal

• There was a language that was spoken from the start of time, by Gaea to her children

• Moo mobile (does anyone know what Triple G Ranch stands for?)

• Nico still calls Percy 'Percy', and not something like 'Jackson'

• Percy doesn't know what he can do with his powers and sometimes he loses control

• Harriet Tubman is a daughter of Hermes

• Antaeus, the giant in the arena where he watches people fight, is a child of Poseidon and Gaea, meaning that Poseidon frick fracked with Gaea, who's his grandma

• Ethan and Nico are so much alike, they should be besties

• Nico has control over rocks (not really precious metal)

• Percy, who blew up a mountain/volcano, said Nico is scary

• There was a humming dodo called Dede (I think), what looks like a  hybrid between a wolf and a tiger, a giant guinea pig, and a wooly mammoth in Pan's cave. 

• For some reason, Nico listened to Annabeth (once)

• Lee Fletcher and Castor, a son of Dionysus, died at the Battle of the Labyrinth and not at the Battle of Manhattan

• Minos wanted to boil Daedalus in cheese fondue (Hades interfered and got him a job as designing roads through the Asphoel)

• Hardcover edition (the same edition as the Sea of Monsters), page 351, paragraph 8, last sentence (you'll get it when you read it)

• Percy FINALLY admit to Paul that he has girl problems (kinda) (maybe, just maybe, he isn't as oblivious as he seems)

And that's it for the Battle of the Labyrinth, if I missed anything, feel free to post it in the comments!

P.S. There's this percico book that I really like, but I can't find it. I read it on Wattpad and it's set after HoO. The plot is: Percy and Annabeth pretend to be a couple, but they're just besties, Percy having a crush on Nico since forever and yeah. 

If you happen to come across it, please tell me the title and the author. 

I'll give you a shoutout in the next chapter I'm writing.