I, Peter: The Sodor Tales

Chapter 1: The Beginning of a Rabbit

I don't remember anything much from my beginning. All I remember is sitting inside the warm liquid of my mom's belly, swimming and doing backflips. Sometimes I heard beautiful music full of strings and woodwinds that helped to prepare me for the world I could experience. The song she played the most was a steady string piece that had a low beat and a high and sweet, but curious melody. Sometimes, my motherboard would make a gross, but loving noise with her mouth. Every time she did that, I kicked her. But soon, it was time to leave the dark comfort of my mother's belly and go out into the world. But when I saw the blinding lights and heard the loud beeping of the delivery room, the whole world felt like a much scarier place. So that's why every time you see a picture of a newborn, they always look ticked off. 

When I was a toddler, my mother would host playgroups at her house. I wanted to run and jump like the other kids, but I couldn't figure out how to do it. Then my mom bought me a cool baby walker with a million little gadgets and a cup holder. But then she returned it back to the store because she read in a parenting magazine that baby walkers slow down kids' walking processes. But this, time I managed to learn how to walk and jump well and it was excellent. I could run faster and bounce higher than any of the other rabbits.

 And soon I learned to cause mischief right into preschool. I was constantly giving my classmates false information to make them less smart than me. So the teacher  made me skip a grade, into kindergarten. But the kindergarteners looked like giants and could do stuff like cut with scissors and color inside the lines. So they sent me back to preschool. 

In school I caused mischief and cheated on tests, causing me to drop out when I was only 14 and now I bring you to myself currently. My name is Peter Rabbit, I'm 15 years old, my pronouns are he/him, I live in a sandbank underneath a very big fir tree, and I'm still at it: causing mischief and stealing from vegetable gardens