I, Peter: The Sodor Tales

Chapter 8: Battle with the Stationmaster

When the stationmaster woke up, he did not look very happy.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DRAWER!", he yelled. "DID YOU KNOW THAT CREATURES IN MY DRAWERS MAKE LOTS OF MESSES AND POOPS IN MY DRAWERS? THIS CAUSES ALL THE MAPS TO GET MESSED UP, WHICH CAUSES CONFUSION AND DELAY! GET OUT! SCRAM YOU HORRID CREATURES!" And then he chased us out with a broom, which he probably got from the supply closet or something. Or at least he tried to chase us out with a broom. We were terribly fast and terribly crafty. First, I grabbed a stack of letters on the stationmaster's desk and threw them at his face like ninja stars with the ninja skills I had. They cut and scarred his face so badly that he had to hold on to his face and scream in pain. Then, I got out a chair and began to hit it five the head of the stationmaster, like it was a mighty hammer. Pretty soon, the head of the stationmaster got a huge lump on it and blood started pouring out of it. Then Jesse used her beak to stab his arms and legs until they were all full of punctures, like a missile plane. He was in so much pain that he fell over and knocked over his desk, spilling out papers, pens, books, railway magazines, and maps all over the station.

"OW!", "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, YOU RELENTLESS, HORRIBLE CREATURE!", he yelled, his face bleeding from everywhere. "I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY! PLEASE SPARE ME!"

"No", said Jesse. "You're plump, uppity, snooty and greedy. You never give your maps to people who really need them! You're selfish and only care about yourself and your station! Give us the map or you will perish!"

"Ok, here you go", he said, handing us the map. "But sometimes RHENEAS is super busy and doesn't have time to talk to little creatures like you. So don't get your hopes too high that you're going to talk to him." Well, that mission was accomplished. Now it was time to find RHENEAS.