Then after her evil laugh, the vixen continued to recite her evil plan.
"First, I will break down all means of transportation so that no one can travel, leave their sorrows behind, and get to exciting new new places. Then I will take away equal rights from everyone so that there will be inequality and wars and killing of each other. Then, I will kill all the animals so the humans won't have any nice things to look at. Then, I will kill everyone the humans love so that they'll get depressed and kill themselves out of sadness. And then my lovely beanie boo Mr. Tod and I will live in peace, freedom, justice security, and ultimate happiness in our evil lair forever. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That seems like a really gruesome and terrible plan.", complained Will.
"Especially the part about taking away equal rights.", complained Lu. "I'm a trans male spider. I can't have my trans rights that allow me to act like a male even though I have female parts."
"Yes, little arachnid, I am especially taking trans rights away!", sneered Kathleen. "I firmly believe that trans women are gay, crossdressing men and trans men are lesbians who want men's rights."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE", screamed Lu.
"Yes it is.", sneered Kathleen. "And trans male spiders are just wimpy female spiders who don't want to bite anyone."
"I AM NOT WIMPY!", screamed Lu. "AND I WANT TO BITE YOU RIGHT NOW!" And so he bit Kathleen right in the leg.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", screamed Kathleen.
"ATTACK!", I cried. First Benjamin, Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and I kicked several pounding punts into Kathleen's cinnamon-red face.
"SURPRISE!", yelled Squirrel Nutkin, as he surprisingly popped up out of the ground and shot hard hitting nuts out of his mouth and directly into Kathleen's beady eyes. Tom Kitten and Mittens scratched and bit like sharp swords and daggers and mountain lions, covering Kathleen's body with very ugly scars. Pigling Bland, like a handsome ballerina, pirouetted and tendu kicked Kathleen on the behind like a stabbing bullet until she was sore. Dommie Wolf put up a big doggie wrestling match with her, knocking her out at the last minute. Finally for the finishing touch Will and Jesse made holes in her with her antlers and beak, letting all her blood and life and evil soul out of her and down to hell.
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I, Peter: The Sodor Tales
FanfictionPeter Rabbit and his animal friends live on the Island of Sodor where they worship a friendly narrow gauge diesel named Rusty.
