Frost // Tyrion Lannister // Sandor Clegane

Freeze your balls off

'I heard there was trouble at Baelish is brothel house the other night.'

'Yes it had to be done' Janos Slynt agreed.

'Yes I understand people can get rowdy but I didn't know that included killing newborn babies...'

'Orders are orders,' He told them.

'Your orders a bullshit,' frosty told her 'no wait, you are right, of course orders are orders.' Alina tested.

'Especially the Queens orders.' Slynt agreed. .

'I never said they were the Queens orders.'

'No but...' Slynt began.

'Who else would want to murder King Roberts bastards. She's always been a jealous woman.' Tyrion told them.

'You know your sister better than I do' slynt tried.

'You've heard the awful rumors about my brother and sister.' Tyrion went on.

'I do not listen to filth' Slytn assured.

'Well that's nice but you have heard. I suppose people who do believe that filth would believe Robert bastards to have a better claim of the throne then cersei's children' Tyrion went on.

'Joffrey is my king the rest does not interest me.'

'Loyal.' Alina said nodding along. Loyal to the wrong people though.

'I appreciate your loyalty. Tell me. When your men slaughtered Ned stark men in the throne room did you give the order?'

'I did and I would again the man was a traitor he tried to buy my loyalty.'

'A fool. he had no idea you were already bought' Tyrion told him.

'Do you joke? I will not have my honor questioned by an imp'

'I'm not questioning your honor I am denying its existence.' Tyrion told him and the man shot up

'I won't sit here and take this from a dwarf!' he said as alina stood up protectively over her friend

'Dwarf you should've stopped at imp' tyrion said still sitting and unfazed by the mans aggression. 'You can stand here and take it from me or you can take it from my friend here she is very protective of me and I know my little frosty doesn't look like much but I assure you she packs a powerful punch.' Alina hands flurried a wicked smiled on her face. 'I intend to service him to the king until my father returned from the war and seeing as though you would trade the last hand of the King well I just wouldn't feel safe with you looking about.'

'What are you talking about? My friends at court will not allow this the queen herself will not allow this!'

'The queen regent and you are a fool to believe she is your friend.'

'We will hear what Joffrey has to say about this!'

'No we wont.' Alina said, she nodded to Bronn, who nodded to the door and two guards came in.

'There was a ship on the shore leaving tonight, from there I'm afraid it is a long walk to Castle Black I hope you enjoy the wall I found it surprisingly beautiful and a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way.' Tyrion told him.

'I will escort you, the streets are not safe at night.' Bronn informed him.

'These men are under my command!' he shouted 'I demand you to arrest this cutthroat!' he shouted

'His name is Bronn and he is the new commander of the city watch.' Alina told him.

'Boys' bronn said happily.

'I have powerful friends! The king himself made me a lord!' he screamed out as he was removed from the room.

'To a new commander' Tyrion said clinking glasses

'Can you make mine a bit cold and frosty?' Bronn teased tipping his glass to Alina.

'Only Tyrion can call me frosty.' she informed him

'Can I call you gorgeous?' Bronn teased winking at her.

'Only if you want me to freeze your balls off.' she said sweetly

'If I ask you to kill an infant girl still latched onto her mother's breast would you do it without question?' Tyrion asked bronn, getting his attention away from Alina.

'Without question? No. I would ask how much.' bronn answered

'This is why men should not be in charge.' Alina told him.