Frost // Tyrion Lannister // Sandor Clegane

Fuck the King

Bells chimed throughout the castle the war had begun.

'Your king rides forth to battle, you should offer his sword a kiss.' Joffrey told sansa. 'My new blade heart eater I've named it.' Joffrey told her 'kiss it!' he demanded and sansa slowly put her lips to blade. 'You will kiss it again when I return and taste my uncles blood.'

'Will you slay him yourself?' sansa questioned

'If Stanis is foolish enough to come near me.' Joffrey muttered trying not to be nervous.

'So you will be outside the gates fighting in the Vanguard?" Sansa questioned

'The king does not discuss battle plans with stupid girls.' Joffrey sneered.

'I'm sorry your Grace I am stupid, of course you'll be in Vanguard. They say my brother Robb always goes where the fighting is the thickest but he is a pretender.' Sansa remarked hopeful that joffrey would die having never seen battle before.

'Your brothers time will come and you can lick his blood of heart eater too.' Joffrey said walking off

'Get somewhere safe Sansa I'll be back.' Catalina said giving her a hug

'I really want you to stay with me.' sansa pleaded.

'It'll be easier to win with me.' alina reminded her. 'Now go.'

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'Hound, tell the hand that the king has asked him a question!' Joffrey sneered. Sandor rolled his eyes but obeyed like a good dog.

'The King has asked you a question.' he said in dull tone of voice

'Tell the King that the hand of the King is too busy to tell him of every decision he makes.' Joffrey retorted. He nodded to Lancel.

'The hand of the King wishes to tell you-' Lancel began.

'If I tell you to cut him in half-' Joffrey began

'That would make me the quarter man.' Tyrion told him 'it doesn't have the same ring to it.' Alina chuckled picturing Tyrion even littler. 'chop me in half and I won't be able to lead our fleet no signal no plan and Stannis Baratheon takes the city and the iron Throne put your pinch little head up on the gate somewhere might be quite amusing except my head will be up there too. I like my head I don't think that I want to see it up there just yet.' Tyrion informed him. He looked to Alina. 'Get ready Frosty, if this doesn't work I need you full speed ahead.' Tyrion told her grabbing her head.

'What are you doing?' she questioned as she walked down the steps. 'you didn't tell me.' which was already a bad sign, she was supposed to be the unofficial hand of the king and the real hand was keeping secrets from her.

'You will see, it will be beautiful.' Tyrion remarked happily. Alina looked past Tyrion to sandor as she went, she offered him a small smile before disappearing.

Catalina was down below waiting for the army to arrive when she saw fire, fire blazing through the waters burning them alive and she was traumatized this was how her parents died through a blazing fire the fire reached the shores and she was frozen in place. A man on fire came charging at her and she was frozen paralyzed by fear he grabbed onto her and she tried to push him off but he burned her burned her hands she screamed pushing him back sending him falling a burning than frozen cube into the water she had to get away from the fire she had to run she wasn't strong right now she was weak she was scared.

'He is a serious man Stanis Baratheon.'

'They are coming ashore.' Joffrey noted

'Rain fire on them.' Tyrion declared. One by one Tyrion sent the men off their positions and jobs assigned

'If there's any of those flaming fucking arrows come near me I'm gonna strangle you with your own guts.' Sandor warned one of the archers. Tyrion stayed up top watching as his plan was working, they were going to win the war and it was all thanks to him. A burning man on fire came charging at Sandor and he stood frozen as well. His fear and Catalinas fear were the same and it paralyzed them. sandor pushed away from the fire dazed and angry.

'Someone bring me a drink.' Sandor said stepping away from the water, towards the wall. He spit it out 'fuck the water bring me wine!' he demanded taking a long chug.

'Can I get you some iced milk and some raspberries' Tyrion questioned as Sandor got farther and farther away from the fighting.

'Eat balls.' Sandor told him bluntly

'You're on the wrong side of the wall.' Tyrion told him

'I lost half my man the black water is on fire.'

'Dog I command you to go back out there and fight.' Joffrey yelled outraged.

'You are kings guard,' Tyrion reminded him 'you must beat them back... where you are going... take the city. Your king city!' Tyrion told him

'Fuck the kings guard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.' Sandor spat.