Frost // Tyrion Lannister // Sandor Clegane

Bear balls

'His lungs and his heart all fried up but when you're 100 miles north of the wall if you ask me you leave nothing for the wolves.'

'And how do bears balls taste?' Tyrion questioned

'A bit chewy. What about you my Lord what is the strangest thing you've eaten?'

'Do Dornish girls count?' Tyrion questioned with a laugh. Just then the door opened and Alina stepped through.

'Its wonderful here!' she declared sitting down next to Tyrion.

'So you wander the seven kingdoms collecting pickpockets and horse thieves bringing here?' Tyrion questioned.

'Well it's not all bad, some of them are just poor lads looking to be set free some of them are highborn lads looking for glory-'

'like jon.' Alina reminded Tyrion.

'The nights watch is important but you must think us a bunch of jesters and fools?' Benjen questioned

'You don't have enough men to be an army and I don't actually need an army because I have frosty, she is a one woman army and she's better than all of your men combined.' Tyrion informed them taking a sip from his jug.

'You have plenty of stories to tell when you go back to Kings Landing when you're drinking your wine down there enjoying your brothels have the boys you see training will die north the wall. Might be sickness might just be the cold they die in pain and they do it so plump little lords like you can enjoy afternoons of peace and comfort.' Benjen told him.

'Do you think I'm plump?' Tyrion questioned Alina and she pat his stomach. He swatted her hand away. 'Listen Benjen, may I call you benjen? I'm not sure what I've done to offend you I have great admiration for the nights watch and I have great admiration for you as a first ranger-' Tyrion told him.

'You know your brother once told me that nothing anyone says before the word but Really counts.' Benjen said waiting for the But.

'But,' Tyrion added 'I don't believe that Giants and ghouls and white walkers are looking beyond the wall. I believe that the only difference between us in the wildlings are in that wall was built and our ancestors just so happen to live on the right side of it.'

'I was born on the wrong side of the wall.' Alina told them. 'its quite wonderful up there.'

'You're right,' Benjen agreed 'the Wildlings are no different from us, a little rougher maybe but they are made of meat and I know how to track them. I know how to kill them so the Wildlings give the slickest blades... you've never been north of the wall so don't tell me what's out there.' Benjen said getting up.

'You're going below' benjen nodded. 'Keep warm and keep safe.'

'Enjoy the capital' Benjen said leaving, "Lady Frost.' He tipped his head to her before slamming the door shut.

'I always do'

'I think he's starting to like me very much,' tyrion said with a laugh.

'You tend to provoke people without actually trying.' Alina informed him.

'Thank you Frosty. I hadn't realized.'

'I live to serve.' She joked.

"Whats going below?'

'Into the tunnel and out the other side. He'll be north of the wall for a month or two.'

'So you're heading down to King's Landing to?'

'They day after tomorrow,' he told Tyrion, 'I get about half of my recruits from the dungeons at kings landing.'

'Let's share the road I could use some decent company,' Alina slapped him. 'Besides you of course my dear.'

'I settle a bit on the grubby side my Lord.'

'Not this time, we will be staying at the finest castles and inn no one turns away a Lannister.' Tyrion informed him.