Frost // Tyrion Lannister // Sandor Clegane

Demon Monkey

'Wildfire'

'Wildfire? Why are you lying to me?'

'I'm not.'

'Do I need frosty to show you what she can do? She really likes showing off, don't you frosty?" Tyrion said through the crate they were sitting in.

'Time to free the little shit of some essential body parts?' she questioned peering in on them

'No no please no' Lancel begged glancing up at the shadow Alina was creating in the crate.

'Do you think it will make Jaime more likely to kill you or less likely. When I tell him you're a fucking his sister? Tyrion questioned

'I saw we find out!" Alina informed him.

'I'm telling you the truth!' Lancel said desperately.

'A smart man would.' Tyrion agreed.

'She is making wildfire, she is. I swear it.' Lancel told him.

'And perhaps he would take sympathy on your balls but there's only one way to find out.' Tyrion went on

'They have thousands of pots already stored they are planning to launch them from the city walls and into stannis's ships and armies please!' Lancel said

'when did she tell you this?' Tyrion questioned

'I heard her talking with the Pyro maester the other night. After I left her she went to meet him. I swear.' Lancel begged.

'do you swear to me on what?' Tyrion questioned.

'On my life' Lancel assured

'But I don't care about your life.' Tyrion told him.

'By the light of the seven but all that is holy and right I am Lancel Lannister-'

'All right enough, even torturing you is boring. Oh and Lancel do tell Bronn if anything is to happen to me he is to kill you.' Tyrion told him as he stumbled out of the crate.

'If anything is to happen to Lord Tyrian kill me.' Lancel said to Bronn but his eyes drifted to Alina, looking up at her nervously, death by ice that would surely be worse than anything Bronn had to offer.

'It would be my pleasure,' Bronn said as he ran away

'I wanted to kill him.' Alina told bronn

'Youre a woman of rage and heat.' Bronn told her grinning down at her.

'Rage and ice,' she corrected.

'Stannis has more ships more fleets more armies than we have... what do we have?' Tyrion asked as they walked.

'That mind of yours that everyone keeps talking about?' Bronn suggested

'You have me.' Alina reminded.

'I've never been actually able to kill anyone with my mind.'

'You also have me for that I'm a bit more devious than you.' Alina reminded him.

'What about your father?' Bronn suggested.

'He hasn't sent a raven in weeks he is humiliated at being defeated by Robb stark.' Tyrion told him.

'Yes, that was hard on him. Losing to a child.' Alina muttered but she liked Robb, he was a sweet boy, he even proposed to her once upon a time. Gods that was forever ago now.

'Brother going to bed with sister, in the bed of kings and we are surprised that the fruit of incest is rotten?' A man shouted his people rallying around him

'This doesn't sound good,' alina noted as they approached.

'Yes a rotten King!"

'Hard to argue with his assessment.' Tyrion agreed.

'After what he did to your birthday present...' Bronn remarked

'He is lost, it is the rest of us I am worried about now,' Tyrion told them.

To a twisted demon mother!' the man went on

'No I was wrong this is great!' Alina declared.

'You have to admire his imagination' Tyrion said a small grin on his face as he listened to the man ridicule his sister.

'He has a demon, I think they both are, it's about damn time people start seeing that.' alina told him

'You should hear what people say about you, demon monkey.' Bronn told Tyrion.

'Demon monkey?'

'Demon monkey?' Alina said laughing

'They think you are pulling the king strings.' Bronn told him.

'Blame me? I am the one trying to save them!' Tyrion insisted

'You don't need to convince me,' Bronn said walking off

'Demon monkey...'

'What are they calling me?' Alina questioned following Bronn off.