How long do you think food should be able to last? A week? A month? A year? Well, it turns out that there is, no, are, types of food that do not expire. If you have heard of human food, then what about food humans?
According to a famous German folk tale, two kids once got lost in the woods and found a candy house. Upon seeing it, they ate and ate and ate. The walls, the roof, the door, whatever they could take.
How foolish were they, for they only realized later that the house was cursed. As they ate and ate, they changed. As the proverb goes, they became what they ate. They were candy humans or rather, candy people.
"But that's just a folk tale, right?" you may ask. We don't blame you; they haven't been sighted in quite a long time. The good news is, we've found them! Yes, the rumored food people have returned! We have found two of them only, but we do believe that there are more of them out there, with more food varieties!
You need not worry about them; they don't rot or spoil. They stay fresh and as far as we know, do not perish like human food. They act and think like humans, so please don't freak out or discriminate against them.
Do you want to see the pair? Then come down to Gran Gran's Bakery today! We are showcasing the candy girls, Judy and Betty. Come see them eat themselves and even shake hands with them! They sing, they dance, they perform!
We'll be showing them for two weeks only, so be sure to come and join in the fun!
Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to eat or consume the bodies of the candy people as there may be possible side effects, be it adverse or not.
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Melancholia
FantasyThere was once a town called Melancholia, where weird things often happened. The spirits there, are not necessarily good, not necessarily bad. The skies there were most often blue, but sometimes light shows occurred. Clouds came in all shapes, sizes...
