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Blood:"kai i swear if you don't go to bed right now and get some sleep, i am personally going to strangle you until you pass out from oxygen deprivation"

Kai, who hasn't slept for a week:"but i've been sleeping?"

Blood:"BLINKING IS NOT SLEEPING!"
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Kai:*eat's a sleeping pill*

Kai:*drink coffee immediately afterward*

Blood:"Kai what are you doing-"
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Vaid:"Kai truth or dare?"

Kai:"truth"

Vaid:"is it true that you pull 5 all-nighter just to work?"

Kai:"dare..."

Vaid:"drop everything and go to bed right now"

Kai:"i don't like this game anymore"
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Xiaolong:"hey what's the word for a mix of angry and sad?"

Rarrken:"malcontented, disgruntled, misrable, desolated"

Draka:"smad"
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Mary:*after the 17th prank call*"they don't seem to end"

Zeus:"don't worry i can take over"

*Phone ring*

Zeus:"thank you for calling Simon's crusty pizza and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may i help you today?"

Mary:*genuine concern*

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