Rarrken:"you kill people for money?!"
Zeus:"i can explain!"
Rarrken:"all this time i've been doing it for free like a chump"
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Schmidt:"you have three dog and someone takes away two of them how many do you have now?"Tiggar:"three"
Schmidt:"no, ok you have three dog and someone forcibly takes away two of them how many do you have now?"
Tiggar:"three and a dead body"
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Braking:"i love cheating if your never cheated once in your live there's something wrong with you"Schmidt:"what-"
Kai:"....have you ever been cheated on... or..."
Braking:"oh right, i forget that most people get into relationship. I should have clarified that i love to violate academic integrity on Exam"
Kai, Schmidt:"pfff hahaha-"
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Exca to Zeus:"RACE YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIR"Zeus:*jumps out the window*
Exca:"NO-"
*10 minute later*
Tiggar:"what did we agree on?"
Exca:"no daring Zeus to do stupid thing"
Tiggar:"and why is that?"
Exca:"because he has absolutely no regard for his safety"
Tiggar:"and yet, what did you do?"
Exca:"i dared Zeus to race me to the bottom of the stair"
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Zeus:"blood?"Blood, while staring at Zeus through a fork:"yes?"
Zeus:"why are you looking at me through a fork?"
Blood:"i'm pretending that you are in jail"
Zeus:"why?"
Blood:"it's spiritually healing"
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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote
HumorSince no one make incorrect quote with watch car and monkart so i just make it and this will mainly about the watch car and monkart them self rather than the person since no one make a story about them Also Zeus from the black shadow is in the good...