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Rarrken:"you kill people for money?!"

Zeus:"i can explain!"

Rarrken:"all this time i've been doing it for free like a chump"
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Schmidt:"you have three dog and someone takes away two of them how many do you have now?"

Tiggar:"three"

Schmidt:"no, ok you have three dog and someone forcibly takes away two of them  how many do you have now?"

Tiggar:"three and a dead body"
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Braking:"i love cheating if your never cheated once in your live there's something wrong with you"

Schmidt:"what-"

Kai:"....have you ever been cheated on... or..."

Braking:"oh right, i forget that most people get into relationship. I should have clarified that i love to violate academic integrity on Exam"

Kai, Schmidt:"pfff hahaha-"
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Exca to Zeus:"RACE YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIR"

Zeus:*jumps out the window*

Exca:"NO-"

*10 minute later*

Tiggar:"what did we agree on?"

Exca:"no daring Zeus to do stupid thing"

Tiggar:"and why is that?"

Exca:"because he has absolutely no regard for his safety"

Tiggar:"and yet, what did you do?"

Exca:"i dared Zeus to race me to the bottom of the stair"
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Zeus:"blood?"

Blood, while staring at Zeus through a fork:"yes?"

Zeus:"why are you looking at me through a fork?"

Blood:"i'm pretending that you are in jail"

Zeus:"why?"

Blood:"it's spiritually healing"

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