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Zeus, whispering:"look i really want to beat blood at his own game this time. do you have any long words?

Tiggar:"t-rex.... but the long one?"

Later

Blood:".......Zeus?"

Zeus:"yea?"

Blood:"what on God's green earth is a 'Tierantohsusrecks'?!"

Tiggar:"WHY DONT WE PLAY SNAKE AND LADDERS-"

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Exca, calling Zeus: Hello?

Zeus, picking up: Hey, what's up?

Exca: I need your help. Could you come here?

Zeus: Uh... I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Exca: Alright. Then, hurry up

Zeus: I can't find them.

Exca: What do you mean you can't find them?

Zeus: I can't find them, there's only soup.

Exca: What do you mean there's only soup?

Zeus: It means there's only soup.

Exca: Then get out of the soup aisle!

Zeus: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!

Zeus:....

Zeus: There's more soup!

Exca: What do you mean there's more soup?!

Zeus: There's just more soup!

Exca: Go into the next aisle!

Zeus:....

Zeus: There's still soup!

Exca: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW??

Zeus: I'M AT SOUP!

Exca; WHAT DO YOU MEAN "'YOU'RE AT SOUP"???

Zeus: I mean I'm AT SOUP!

Exca: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Zeus: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Exca: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Zeus: SCREW YOU!!!!

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Kidnapper, being held at gunpoint: "We- we took one of your Friends"

Tiggar: "Which one?"

Kidnapper:"Well-uh- he's violent, uncooperative, loud, and annoying as all hell"

Tiggar:".....Which one-"

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Zeus:"Who hurt you?"

Tiggar:"approximately 71 people."

Zeus:"And who are they?"

Tiggar:"Do you want the full list?"

Zeus, as he proceeds to turn into his hydra form:"Yes, actually."

Tiggar:"WHAT THE-"

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Sona:"Fight me!"

Bluewill, standing Ominously behind Sona:"If you dare lay a finger on her, I will end you, and burn your body."

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