Zeus, whispering:"look i really want to beat blood at his own game this time. do you have any long words?
Tiggar:"t-rex.... but the long one?"
Later
Blood:".......Zeus?"
Zeus:"yea?"
Blood:"what on God's green earth is a 'Tierantohsusrecks'?!"
Tiggar:"WHY DONT WE PLAY SNAKE AND LADDERS-"
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Exca, calling Zeus: Hello?
Zeus, picking up: Hey, what's up?
Exca: I need your help. Could you come here?
Zeus: Uh... I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Exca: Alright. Then, hurry up
Zeus: I can't find them.
Exca: What do you mean you can't find them?
Zeus: I can't find them, there's only soup.
Exca: What do you mean there's only soup?
Zeus: It means there's only soup.
Exca: Then get out of the soup aisle!
Zeus: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
Zeus:....
Zeus: There's more soup!
Exca: What do you mean there's more soup?!
Zeus: There's just more soup!
Exca: Go into the next aisle!
Zeus:....
Zeus: There's still soup!
Exca: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW??
Zeus: I'M AT SOUP!
Exca; WHAT DO YOU MEAN "'YOU'RE AT SOUP"???
Zeus: I mean I'm AT SOUP!
Exca: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Zeus: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Exca: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Zeus: SCREW YOU!!!!
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Kidnapper, being held at gunpoint: "We- we took one of your Friends"
Tiggar: "Which one?"
Kidnapper:"Well-uh- he's violent, uncooperative, loud, and annoying as all hell"
Tiggar:".....Which one-"
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Zeus:"Who hurt you?"
Tiggar:"approximately 71 people."
Zeus:"And who are they?"
Tiggar:"Do you want the full list?"
Zeus, as he proceeds to turn into his hydra form:"Yes, actually."
Tiggar:"WHAT THE-"
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Sona:"Fight me!"
Bluewill, standing Ominously behind Sona:"If you dare lay a finger on her, I will end you, and burn your body."
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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote
HumorSince no one make incorrect quote with watch car and monkart so i just make it and this will mainly about the watch car and monkart them self rather than the person since no one make a story about them Also Zeus from the black shadow is in the good...