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Rarrken"The guy died of natural causes."

Draka, reading the incident report:"YOU CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF!"

Rarrken:"Well, it's natural to die after being decapitated."


POV: Exca, Tiggar, Dante, and Rarrken are trying to put out a fire.

Blood:"What happened here?"

Tiggar:"Exca got sidetracked while cooking, and the pizza he left in the oven caught fire, which in turn set the kitchen on fire."

Blood:"...why don't you use the fire extinguisher?"

Tiggar:"DANTE USED IT TO MAKE A SNOWLESS SNOWMAN!"


Kai:"I... confessed to Bella(oc)."

Braking:"Wow!"

Braking:"i owe 13 people so much money-"


Tiggar:"I'm sending good vibes your way."

Tiggar, ominously:"They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them."

Blood:"That is the most threatening way I have ever been cheered up."


Draka, carrying a python:"Guys, I impulsively bought a snake.

What should I name him?"

Rarrken:"You did WHAT-"

Xiaolong:"William Snakespear"

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