Spy x family oc reader insert

Chapter 15 loidman

Franky closed the gate holding Anya and evil chuckling. Akari sat with them swaying drinking from the bottle.
Hell yeah let's go! She shouted.
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff! Princess Anya is mine! If you want to get her back, come after me! Franky said as the ride rose up.
Save me, Loidman. Anya said.
Wait, it's already started?! Loid said in his mind running over to the ride. There was a letter that said "please push". He pushed the button making the ride go. Loid stumbled a bit not ready for it to move.
Hey! Anya called out making loid look over at the blimp.
Loidman! You are about to face many obstacles in order to get the princess back! First up, if you can't answer correctly you'll be putting that on! Loid looked over at a black mask and gloves.
This is...
You betcha! A bondman costume set!
So exciting!
Loid glared at the costume set then back to franky.
Okay, question time! What does princess Anya like about bondman?!
Huh? His face?
Bzzz! The face that he had a pistol with a silencer!
What? Really?!
Oh, come on! You're her dad and you don't even know that?
Loid glared at franky. He would get the next question right. He grabed the mega phone.
Next question!
What's Anya's favorite food?
Peanuts!
Ooh! Correct!
Tch. Guess that was too easy.
Here's the final question! If you get it wrong, you'll be changing into that outfit, Loidman!
That's if I don't get it.
Here's your question, then. What does Anya want right now?
What does she want right now?
Five!
Four!
You didn't say anything about a time limit!
I never said there wouldn't be one, either. Franky said making loids eyes narrow.
calm down. What does Anya want right now? What does she want...Bondman's spy gear! Loid said with confidence.
What's the correct answer, princess Anya?!
Right now... I'm thirsty, so I'd like some water, please!
Looks like you're wrong, Loidman!
How the hell would I know that?!
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff! Too bad for you, loidman! Now, let's have you keep your word! Franky smirks making Loid angry.
I'm so excited... to see the real loidman! Anya said grabing binoculars. Loid blushes in embarrassment. He looked over at it not wanting to do it. He grabed the mask. Anya watched in anticipation then put the binoculars up to her eyes gasping at what she saw. Loid tied the eye mask rasing his head still blushing.
Akari leaned over whistling.
That's my sexy husband right there! Wooo! Akari cheered staring at Loid. Anya jumped around happily.
Loidman! Anya cheered.
All right, then! On to the next stage! Franky said as they disappeared from loids sight.
Hey, wait! The right hit the stoppers making Loid fall a bit. He got off the ride running to a slid. He jumped down sliding down the slide. (A/N let me tell you I was simping so hard for Loid.)
As Loid slid down the slide the spy's got ready for him to come through. Once Loid made it down the slid he jump from one ball to the next then landed on the ground.
Loidman! Anya called out making Loid look auto and see there were four ball shooters and a bunch of spy's.
If you want to save princess Anya, you'll have to make your way up here! Scruffy, scruffy,scruffy, scruff! Loid stood up straight ready for anything that were to happen.
He's so cool! One of the spy's said.
The balls started shooting at Loid and the spy's started going after him. He dodged the balls while dodging spy's. Spy's that were up top turned off the lights then put a spot light on Loid blinding him a bit. They then expoloed the ball trying to make it hard for Loid to see them coming. Two people grabed his arms pulling him down. Once they hit the ground Loid rolled backwards kicking them both in the face freeing him from there grip. He took off running dodging and fighting spies.
He's just so amazing...
You're so cool, loidman! Anya cheered clapping.
You look so hot honey! Keep it up! Akari slurred downing some more of the wine.
We're just getting started, scruff! Loid ran up the stairs as the ride started going up.
Oh, no, save me. Anya said as they went higher.
God, this is pain. Loid ran into the bulding that lead to the top. He ran in then looked up hearing Anya's voice.
Loidman! Up here, up here! I'm right here! Anya said happily while Akari waved with a smile on her face.
Loid stared at them annoyed then started making his way. As soon as he started running the spies started shooting at him from different levels of the stairwell. Loid ran dodging them then hid for cover.
There's no end to this. He mumbled the grabed a ball moving to a different spot. They stopped shooting and looked over to try to find Loid. Loid leaned out and threw a ball hitting a spy in the face making them drop the ball gun and Loid caught it then started shooting back at them. He rolled then shot more he shot two more making them drop there guns. He started running as he grabed both guns and started shooting people.
Anya,franky, and star watched the scene from above just seeing things being shot back and forth.
This is so cool! Anya said in excitement.
You've got this, my minions! Don't let him win! Loid! Let them hit you, damn it! Franky said Loid shot a spie in the face making him shoot upwards hitting franky. He fell to the ground then shot back up with his fist raised.
Now you've done it, you bastard! Don't think you're gonna catch us that easily! Franky pushed the buttons making the ride go faster. Loid made it to the top the building he saw they on the line going over a ledge and Loid had no way to get there.
Buh-bye! Franky said.
Save me, Loidman.
(A/N: this scene right here had me falling off my bed Loid was too fine.)
Loid jumped of the ledge undoing his belt using it to zip line to them. The spies pushed buttons to make explosions around Loid as he zipped over.
You're amazing, Loid man! Anya cheers.
Loid made it to the end flying down putting his belt back on and landing into the throne room. He stood up staring at them and two explosions went off behind him. Anya gasped in excitement.
Scruff,scruffy,scruffy,scruff! I'm impressed you got this far, Loidman! But I won't let you have the princess! Franky said making Loid sigh. He looked over and saw the spies filing in.
Save me, Loidman! Anya shouted. Loid looked around and realized he has to act in front of all these spies. He blushes in embarrassment at the thought.
Are you seriously telling me I have to act out this embarrassing little play in front of all these agents? But in the end... this is for my mission! H...hand over the princess. Loid said.
Ooh! I can't believe we get to see twilights acting skills in person!
Franky laughed evilly. You fool! You think I'd hand her over that easily?! Franky said snapping and star jumped out from the elavator she landed gracefully then walked towards Loid. Now, go! The most powerful witch in the world, Akariticia! Finish off that fool, scruff! Franky said as Akari walked over to him with such grace like a princess but Loid couldn't feel her anger she was calm way to calm.
Now there's a witch?! What the hell is going on in this story? Loid asked watching Akari walk up to him. She lost her graceful smile Turing it into a glare turning and kicking him Loid dodged her foot just by a second. He stumbled back staring at star in shock. Akari knicked him a bit drawing blood from his cheek.
Huh? Wai— no way, what?! Loid thought staring at star as she was rading with anger.
Anyone who tried to kidnap anya... will not get away alive! Akari shouted going at Loid with full force punching and kicking him. Loid blocked all that he could.
A-Akari please calm down. Loid said star dropped to the ground and kicked up at Loid rappidly and he blocked her kicks.
Why is she using physical attacks when she's a witch? Akari spun on her wrist jumping up and flying kicking him landed then started punching him. Loid dodged and blocked her punches. But then she went low punching him in the gut. Then went to kick him in the head but blocked her kicks.
She's strong! She's gonna kill me! Loid shouted in his mind as Akari kicked up right out of his block. She turned about to hit a fatal kick.
Prepare to di- her foot slipped making her falter her and leaned falling to the ground curling into a fetal position not moving.
Loid stepped toward her in worry.
Akari... are you alright? Loid asked taking a look at her. Akari had fallen asleep with a smile on her face as she still had blush on her face from being drunk.
~yeah totally.~ she replied sweetly in her slumber then snoring softly. Loid sighed in relief.
Scruffy, scruffy,scruffy, scruff! Excellent work getting this far, Loidman! But you won't defeat me that easil— Loid landed a smooth punch making franky fall over. He made his way over to Anya who was watching him in awe.
So exciting! Anya said in her mind smiling at Loid. Loid stared down at her his blush reached to his ears while staring down at Anya. The mask fell of showing his full face.
I...I've come to save you. Princess anya. Loid mumbled holding his hand out to anya. She stared at him in awe then run ad hugged his legs.
Papa! Anya called out holding his shirt.
Wait... I'm supposed to be your dad in this? Loid asked looking at Anya. The spies watching wiping there tears. One of them pushed a button making fireworks go off. Anya ran to the balcony watching the fireworks.
So sparkly! Anya said while watching the fireworks. Loid followed behind her looking at the fireworks. They then heard aplase. All the agents clapped for Anya.
Congratulations, Anya! They all said clapping. Akari and franky laid on couches.
Anya... congratulations... franky mumbled in his sleep.
What is this? Loid thought while looking back at the fireworks.
I've had so much excitement ever since I left the orphanage! It's all thanks to you, papa!
Hm? Oh... I'm happy for you. Anya grabed loids sleeve.
I'm gonna do my best in school! Loid blinked looking at her then smiled.
That's good. Well, anyway... congratulations on getting into the school. Loid said placing his hand on her hair. Anya leaned into Loid giggling.
At the angecy
The lady stared at the paper then touching the bridge of her nose. She put on a smile giving the paper to the boss.
Sir, the expenses report from agent twilight.
Are these numbers real?
-yes,they are.
-but...
They are correct.