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━━━━━━━━━━ You all walked out of the prosthetics building, Five being more glum than usual, "Well, this isn't good."
"We were pretty good, though, right?" Klaus pointed between the two of you, "Yeah. What about my consent, bitch?" You and Klaus chuckled, remembering the moment.
"Klaus, it doesn't matter."
"What? What? What's the big deal with this eye, anyway?"
You watched as Five got real close to Klaus, "There is someone out there who's going to lose an eye in the next seven days. They're gonna bring about the end of life on this Earth as we know it."
"End of life? Five, what the hell are you talking about?" You questioned.
Klaus paused, then turned around just to see Five walking away, "Yeah, can I get that 20 bucks, like, now, or what?"
Five scoffed, "Your 20 bucks?"
"Yeah, my 20 bucks."
"There was money involved?" You muttered under your breath
"The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high?"
"Well, I'm also quite hungry. Tummy's a-rumblin'." Klaus imitated his stomach groaning."
"You're useless. You're all useless!"
You gasped, "Hey!"
"Oh, come on. You need to lighten up old man," Klaus stayed in his spot, as you followed Five to the stairs, sitting next to him. You heard him sigh as Klaus started to walk towards you two, "Hey, you know, I've just now realized why you're so uptight. You must be horny as hell! All those years by yourself."
"Well... I wasn't alone."
You scrunched your face up, "Oh? Pray tell."
"Her name was Delores. We were together for over 30 years."
You jaw dropped while Klaus gasped, "Thirty years? Oh, wow! God, the longest I've been with someone was... I don't know three weeks. And that's only because I was so tired of looking for a place to sleep."
You watched as Klaus continued to ramble when he didn't notice that Five disappeared. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw him teleport into an orange cab. You stood up and thrusted your hands at your side, flying into the air.
You were gonna figure out where your brother was headed to.
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It had begun to rain mid flight, when Five finally hopped out of the taxi at a department store. You gently landed on the ground, walking closer to your brother, but he just teleported into the store. You sighed, extending your hand out and creating a red orb of magic which opened up the doors. Sadly, this gave away your element of surprise and Five looked back to see you.
