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━━━━━━━━━━ Sitting on the couch, you and Bucky were squished in between Luther and Vanya—your sister sitting next to you, and Luther sitting next to Bucky. Across from you, Diego was sitting in one of the chairs, cleaning his knives off.
Elliott was at the head of the coffee table, a bowl of disturbing-looking Jell-O sitting in front of him. "Y'all know, Jell-O used to be a delicacy. You know, in order to make it, you gotta boil down a whole mess of hooves... you know, horses, cows, pigs, it doesn't matter. But not everybody has a mess of hooves just lying around." He droned on, your head leaning against the couch as you closed your eyes, "It wasn't until, uh... a couple of sassy New Yorkers figured out how to dry it out so that the rest of us could have a... a chance to enjoy this ambrosia."
Diego stared at him blankly, "If we have some, will you shut up?"
"Maybe," Elliott paused, taking out a spoon and beginning to scoop the Jell-O into the serving cups. Your face scrunched up in disgust, hearing the squelching sound come from the gelatinous dish. You turned to look at Bucky, seeing that he had the same look on his face.
Seeing Luther peer around Bucky, you noticed that he was looking at Vanya, "How you feeling?"
"Pretty shitty, to be honest."
Diego began flipping his knife in his hand, "Where would you say you are on a scale from one to... ending all life on this planet?"
"Really?"
"Diego," you scolded.
Luther leaned forward, "Diego, put the knife away, you idiot. She's fine."
Your brother didn't break his stare from Vanya, "The last time I saw this one, she had me suspended midair, sucking the life out of me with energy tentacles." He stopped flipping the knife, pointing it at both you and Luther, "I think I'm allowed a little time to process."
Elliott placed a bowl full of Jell-O on the coffee table, "Oh, I would love to see an energy tentacle." You and Luther looked at him with a confused look, knowing he probably wouldn't like to see one.
"I don't remember what I did, but I'm sorry... if... if that means anything."
Diego set his knife down, "It does. Just going through a lot right now. There's this... girl that I like. I thought she liked me, but turns out that she's..."
Diego was cut off by the door opening, Allison's laughter ringing through the room. Luther let out a small 'thank god' before getting up and walking over to the balcony to peer over them.
The rest of you got up, hearing Allison and Klaus conversate over each other. When you came to the railing, you saw Klaus take off his glasses, staring up at everyone, "Oh, wow. I know this is impossible, but... did we all get sexier?
