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boobin:
"i wouldn't be such a bitch if you could get it up" all of steves past girlfriends @ him

dustin:
NEXT CALLER

ben:
I AM GONEEEEE

steve:
fuck you

boobin:
okay but am i wrong

steve:
i'm not going to answer that.

bev:
damn you really did homeboy like that

lucas:
ohh so that's why nancy broke up with you?

steve:
mind ya buisness buster

ben:
the SHADEE I AM QUAKING

-

"yeah sure!" el replied.

just before max could speak, the shouting from el's room stopped. el furrowed her eyebrows. she got up to check.

when she opened the door, her mouth shot open.

mike and will were kissing. they didn't realise the door open, so el took a picture.

"sooo, this is where fighting can lead you?" el laughed, looking at her phone.
max was looking from the living room and she was in shock.

will flinched and shot away from mike.

"el- uh-" will was at a loss of words.

"don't worry, i got a picture. you're good. get back to being gay, my gaybies." she laughed. she closed the door and ran to max.

"as you were saying?" she smiled.

"promise it won't ruin our friendship?" max asked.

"promise."

"okay," max took a deep breath. "uhm, i like you. which is probably an understatement, but i really like you."

el burst into an ear splitting smile. she intertwined their fingers.

"i like you too."

-

el:
IANKSNAKZSHHDJDJSKSD

ben:
what

el:
JAHDKSBAKSBSJDHDBDHSH

mike:
WHAT

el:
just copped one of those girlfriends

boobin:
YOOO PROUD OF YOU 👏

will:
wait that's crazy because i copped one of those boyfriends

troy:
lmao fag

steve:
watch yo fuckin mouth.

dustin:
get OUT

boobin:
anyway, who's the lucky girl and boy

el:
ginger

will:
the annoying one

bev:
YESSS PROUD OF YALLL

richie:
👏👏👏👏👏👏

dustin:
i like how we immediately know who "the annoying one" is

lucas:
he didn't lie tho

will:
^

stan:
wait holy shit that's crazy i copped a boyfriend too?

eddie:
WHAT

mike:
HELP SINCE WHEN

ben:
QUAKING?

bev:
SHAKING?

richie:
WHERE'S MY FUCKIN CREDIT?

bill:
WHY HAVEN'T WE NOTICED THAT THERE'S 3 FUCKIN SUCCESSFUL COUPLES TODAY?

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