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- matt to bill.

matt:
hey

bill:
hey?

matt:
so ur stans ex?

bill:
ur like a grizzly bear,
the feisty kind

matt:
aww how cute, i bet you
called stan grizzly bear!

bill:
no i called him annoying

bill:
and cute

bill:
and many other names but
that's in the past now

matt:
ok, i didn't ask for ur backstory
but i'm just letting u know that
stan is mine.

bill:
okay? have him? i'm over it

matt:
oh wait so it was that easy

bill:
i'm not robin, i get over exes.

matt:
funny

bill:
i know.

matt:
so you know that stan is mine
and way out of your league?

bill:
if anything stan is out of
YOUR league you four eyed
freak

matt:
feisty, i bet stan loves hard to
get

bill:
he doesn't. do you even know
him?

matt:
i do, very well actually. we talk
for like an hour every night
before bed. we also went to
dinner together yesterday

bill:
ok i didn't ask

bill:
gotta dip chocolate chip

matt:
okay, well stans back from his
history class. he wants to watch
iCarly

bill:
what?

matt:
i said he wants to watch iCarly?

bill:
oh ok.

bill:
have fun.

- i hate this place.

max:
MIKE FUCKING WHEELER WHAT DID YOU SAY TO WILL.

mikew:
I DIDN'T DO SHIT

el:
ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE HE'S CRYING ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW SAYING YOU DID SOMETHING.

el:
GOD I REALLY THOUGHT YOU MATURED.

mikew:
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?

max:
YOU FUCKING DID? HE JUST SHOWED ME HIS TEXTS WITH YOU. YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE TRUSTED YOU AGAIN.

max:
*screenshot of their texts*

dustin:
holy shit.

robin:
that's not a good move wheeler.

lucas:
what the fuck mike?

richie:
and i thought i was mean

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