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THIS CRACKED ME THE FUCK UP LMAOO

5 years later.

- heinz beans

ben:
WAIIIT WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ENGAGED WTF

steve:
ya'll are still in your early twenties wtf

robin:
let them live you're still single

dustin:
YOU AND EDDIE BROKE UP?

steve:
yeah like two years ago

lucas:
catch 👏 up dusty shelf

robin:
wait who's engaged

bill:
🙋‍♂️

el:
🙋‍♀️

stan:
🙋‍♂️

max:
🙋‍♀️

will:
🙋‍♂️

mikew:
🙋‍♂️

robin:
who's married

eddie:
🙋‍♂️

richie:
🙋‍♂️

mikeh:
who knew trashmouth would get married

richie:
literally shut the fuck up?

robin:
who's wedding is next

ben:
stan and bills

dustin:
wtf is this why are some of us still single

lucas:
one day i'm gonna fuckin snap

steve:
mood

max:
i've already snapped
(haha get it)

chrissy:
i've also schnapped
(i'm on a roll)

max:
apple bottom jeans

bill:
boots with the furrrrr

ben:
WIT THE FUR

richie:
got the whole club lookin at her

el:
SHE HIT THE FLOR

eddiek:
SHE HIT THE FLOR

will:
anygay

dustin:
dude remember summer camp like 5 years ago

el:
OMG

robin:
AND STAN KEPT GETTING HARD

bill:
HAHAHSISBDIEHEI

stan:
SHUT UP

mikeh:
U GOT HARD LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY

stan:
STOP

bill:
🧍‍♂️

richie:
bill, the one who made the rock of stan's dick.

ben:
you're 23 and still mad immature

max:
are any of us mature?

ben:
mike hanlon is

mikeh:
😘🤗😋

will:
🦫

mikew:
r u ok

will:
nO

bill:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bill:
i need help

stan:
what with

richie:
your dick

stan:
STOP IT. THAT WAS 5 YEARS AGO. ☹

bill:
i mean you can't deny it happened like a day ago when we went to dinner with the losers

ben:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

max:
NO WAY

stan:
i hate all of you

lucas:
hey remember when i got stuck in that fence in summer camp

el:
HAAHAHHAA YESSS

dustin:
THAT WAS SO FUNNY

robin:
why r we forgetting that when steve got out the lake that one day he looked like a fuckin shrivelled prune

steve:
uncalled for

richie:
THAT WAS THE DAY STAN GRINDED ON BILL

stan:
RICHARD TOZIER

richie:
why u using my government name

stan:
NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THAT.

richie:
ohhhhhhhhhhh

richie:
well shit

ben:
U FUCKIN GRINDED BILL?

el:
MY POOR INNOCENT BILLY

bill:
i wasn't very innocent after i walked in on stan on that one campfire night

stan:
forget it pls

bill:
still fuckin scarred

eddiek:
honestly

richie:
what

eddiek:
what are your opinions on

richie:
on what

max:
your mom

max:
HAHAHAHAA IT HAS BEEN 6 YEARS AND I HAVE FINALLY GOT YOU BACK

richie:
fair play

ben:
wait wtf how old are geogrie and david i haven't seen those small people in so long

bill:
georgie is 17 almost 18 he's half a fuckin foot taller than me

stan:
haha imagine

bill:

bill:
el can u come over i need help picking a tie

el:
for what

el:
OHHHH yeah i'll be there in 10

stan:
why can't i help

richie:
or me i still live here

bill:
richie u will spoil it and stan i don't want u to see

richie:
uncalled for

bill:
called for

max:
was it?

ben:
heinz beans




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