Your magical lies - OuMeno story (Kokichi x Himiko)

Weird birthday

At least half an hour had passed.
The only ones left in the kitchen, were me and Kirumi who was doing the dishes.

From the other room, you could hear the chatter and shouting of some classmates.
My head rested on the tabletop, I sighed impatiently.

I got up and made my way to the bathroom, to knock on the door.
Why did she took so long?
I heard the sound of the toilet flushing.
Then, a minute later, Miu opened the door.
"Took a good shit, now we can move on!"

"Don't need that information."
I hesitated.
"... And?"
I asked playing with my fingers nervously.
"How exactly is the plan now?"

"Fill him up, of course!!"
Miu glared at me, as if it were obvious.

"What?"
I blinked in disbelief and just hoped that I got her wrong.

"Do i stutter? Pour him something in his drink and and take him to your room with you!"
The blond girl laughed.
"This is the perfect solution, yeah!"

I suppressed my rising disgust for this person and turned around to go.

"W-wait!! That was a joke!"
I looked over my shoulder, Miu had clasped her hands and looked at me pleadingly.

"I hope so..."
I crossed my arms.

"But what?
You want to get the truth out of him, r-right?"
Pouting she continued.
"Won't you take it a step further, if you know what I mean... today is the perfect opportunity!"

"..."
Thoughtful I looked at Miu.
She was somehow right...
I wanted to get the truth out of him but not like this!
And also...
"What do you mean by 'taking it a step further'?"

"Ahah!.. silly you...!"
Miu giggled and whispered something, more to herself than to me.
"I have brought my new inventions... if you... want~"
I didn't even wanted to ask.
It was senseless with her.
I would look for her again, as soon as she had calmed down.
I left her behind, hoping she wouldn't follow me, but she did.

"Himikooo!"
The girl cried out my name.
"D-Don't you want to listen to me first?"

"No!"
I increased my pace.
Is she chasing me now?
Run!

In order to find a place of refuge, I ran through our classmates, who were looking at me confused, to the exit, that led to my garden.

I slammed the glass door shut and pressed my back against it.
But when I looked straight ahead, I couldn't believe what I was seeing!

Maki's and Kaito's bodies were close together.
REALLY CLOSE.
They stood just there, the assassin's arms around the astronaut's neck.
The purple-haired was leaning down a little, his hands on her hips.
They both looked at me shocked.

Not a second later, Miu already yanked the door violently open. Laughing, she pointed at the two, who were just separating from each other, as quickly as possible.

"AHAHAH, CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN!!"
The blonde screamed louder than it was necessary.

Embarrassed, Kaito rubbed his head.
"Err, yeah..."

Maki just looked to the ground, her face bright red.
"Do you-... want to die..?"
she asked meekly and didn't sounded very convincing.

"I think I'll go to the toilet-"
Kaito squeezed past me and Miu.

With a suspicious look, Miu put her hands on her hips.
"Huh?? Do you need to jerk off real quick?"

"Shut up."
Annoyed, Maki pushed past Miu.

I shook my head.
"It is so obvious, what that was, right now."

"No shit. The two were obvious anyway!"
The inventor hissed unimpressed.