chapter name: shittin' roses
written: third person pov
resquested: inspo from tommy's irl try not to laugh he made a few months ago (the part were ranboo shitted a rose)
keywords: none
pronouns used: you/your
relationship: fluffy friendship, bromance
benchtrio member: ranboo
au: irl and unrealistic
prompt: ranboo is having bad cramps...
a/n: WARNING!! THIS IS ONLY MADE FOR JOKING PERPOSES!! DON'T STICK ROSES UP YO' ASS OR IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHITTING ROSES, YOU BETTER CHECK THAT OUT!! anyways, let's begin! (also, pls tell me if ranboo is uncomfortable with me making him do gross things. such as, for an example: fart, shit in his pants or have explosive diarrhea. ty!)
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You were having a nice morning, when you heard booming sound. "Urgh.. What's that noise?" You asked youself, discusted as you began to identify a smell of shit, but also, flowery - roses, to be specific. "OHHH SHITTT!!! QUITE LITERALLY!!!" You heard from across the hall, coming from your roommate's bathroom, "Y/NN!! CAN YOU GIVE ME MORE TOILET PAPER!?!? THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!! ALSO, ROSES COMING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE FOR SOME REASON!! HELP!!" You heard as you made a confused face. "How the fuck..." You mumbled as you walked across the small house you guys shared as looked for some extra toilet paper. "DID YOU FIND ANY?!" You heard Ranboo yell as another echoing farting noise could be heard. "Err, NO! BUT, YOU SAID, YOU SHAT ROSES SOMEHOW?!? MAYBE, USE THAT TO WIPE YOUR ASS!!!" "ERM.. WELL, THAT'S THE PROBLEM!! I'M TRYING TO SAVE 'EM FOR YOU!!" He replied as you could practically see his jokingly flirtacious smirk through the door. "Ranboo! It's not time to bromance, right now! You're having explosive diarrhea, obnoxsiously loud farts and you're appeartly, shitting roses! That is not normal! We need to bring you to a doctor!" You replied as you put your ear to the door, to understand Ranboo better. "I don't care! I'm crapping actual roses! It's so cool!" You heard him say as you rolled your eyes, "Here! I'll give you one!" He said as the bathroom door, slightly opened, a hand coming out of it, holding a surprisingly, spotless shit on it. You grabbed it as you inspect it, weirdly and smelled it. "Hmm.. A rose.. That smells kinda like your shit... Thanks.." "You're welcome, N/n!" He responds as he comes out of the bathroom and leaves for his room like nothing happens. "You're such a weirdo.." You mumbled as you followed. "I'm your weirdo.." He replied, moving his eyebrows up and down as he afford you another flower.
It was sure, that, that event will probably, never happen again, or to anyone....
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a/n: idk what this was, but all ik is that it was a masterpiece and the best thing i've ever written!
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Benchtrio Oneshots(mainly Ranboo)
Fanfic(sometimes will update(but vv rare), prb will get deleted in the future) Hi everyone! It's me, your beloved author! So, I will be write Benchtrio oneshots, because I'm bored and I've got nothing else better to do. I will be write about c!, cc! & irl...
