EdOgawa: Hmm It's been a while since I've last told you this. But I love you
RanPoe: Ed please I have a reputation to uphold
EdOgawa: Oh I apologize, I should not have assumed
RanPoe: No it's not that, I love you too
EdOgawa: My love, I miss you. When will you come to visit me again?
RanPoe: About that, I uh was planning a surprise for you.
EdOgawa: ?
RanPoe: Seeing as I'm pretty much done, I might as well ask it here.
We kind of already have a kid together and I love him to death. But then by doing that we skipped a few steps in the whole dating thing. Well this is really just me stalling time in order to ask you but-How would you feel about living together?
EdOgawa: Like you should have asked sooner, OF COURSE I WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU!!!!
Sushi: It's just a matter of time before they get married
RanPoe: Woah there
EdOgawa: Oh trust me, the only reason we aren't yet is because I haven't figured out how to surprise him with it
RanPoe: And what makes you think I would say yes?
EdOgawa: Would you?
RanPoe: If I answer that question right now then wouldn't this count as the proposal?
EdOgawa: Oh, you're right. Pretend I didn't say anything. I assume that it'd be a yes because I too am a detective. And I have deduced that if you love me as much as I love you, you'd definitely say yes.
YosaNO: Edgar you broke him. He's all fidgety and flustered, he's spinning in circles on his chair.
RanPoe: LIES, I am not
EdOgawa: Oh really? So if I were to call you "my love" and tell you that I am at the door right now, you wouldn't be happy to see me?
RanPoe: WHAT!?!
YosaNo: Ranpo RAN
EdOgawa: ENQJXIANKXOAKKSKSK
YosaNO: They're so sickeningly sweet together. Ahem to summarize their encounter
1. Ranpo sprinted to the door the second he read the text. Poe brought him a bag of sweets.
3. Karl jumped on Ranpo and they're hugging
4. Edgar gave Ranpo a shy little smile, they're so cute
5. Ranpo FREAKING MELTED.
6. They kissed, Karl made a gagging sound
7. Ranpo is now sitting on Edgar's lap at his desk, eating the sweets he brought him
8. Ranpo is SHARING HIS SWEETS WTF?!??!?!
9. I hate it here, they're feeding each other
Sushi: Why can't we be that cute
Ryuu: The last time I tried to feed you, you bit me
Kenji: Vore
YosaNo: Oh god
Kunikidaddy: Proud of you for using the word in a sentence
Light: That wasn't a sentence though
Kunikidaddy: I'm sorry I can't hear you over how hard you're supposed to be working
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BSD Chat adventures
FanfictionAtsushi accidentally makes a group chat and is bullied relentlessly by everyone. Luckily however, Kenji is a sweetheart and is there to save the day. Err, well sort of...