BSD Chat adventures

Oh yeah! Well-

Usernames
Nakahaha: Chuuya
Light: Naomi
snow: Tanizaki
Tachi: Tachihara
GoldenGirl: Koyou
FightMe: Lucy
EdOgawa: Poe
RanPoe: Ranpo
Gucci: Higuchi
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Sushi: I'm bored

Dadzai: Hi bored I'm dad

Nakahaha: I absolutely detest you

Dadzai: :D

Nakahaha: Fuck, I love you

Dadzai: Mwuah

Ryuu: Maybe you wouldn't be so bored if you actually listened to me when I start telling you about the history of calligraphy

Sushi: It was cute the first five times but I have to draw the line at the tenth repetition, at this point I can recite it word for word

Nakahaha: I understand your pain, when Dazai starts going off about a cool new torture method he learned about there is just no shutting him up.

Dadzai: You promised it didn't bother you

Nakahaha: It doesn't, but please for the love of god you need to learn when it's acceptable to do so. Going off about medieval torture devices in the middle of a DISNEYLAND RIDE is not a good time or place.

Dadzai: But I swear I saw an Iron Maiden in the middle of the Snow White ride. How could I possibly not enlighten you about its history?

Nakahaha: By kissing me when we get our picture taken during the ride, like a normal person.

Dadzai: Oh, but then you wouldn't get to hear about the fact that mainstream portrayal of said device is inaccurate. The original only had a few spike-like protrusions that were strategically placed to ensure the perforation of major organs, however this also assured that death was not instantaneous when but rather... actually is this one of those times that I shouldn't be talking about this? 

Nakahahaha: No no, continue I'm honestly invested in this. I like hearing you go off about things you find interesting

Dadzai: Oh really? Then let me talk about my favorite subject

Nakahaha: I'm afraid to ask but what is it?

Dadzai: Chuuya~

Nakahaha: Argh that was smooth

Dadzai: ;)

Ryuu: Why can't you be that cute about me teaching you about the history of calligraphy

Sushi: Because at least Dazai talks about something NEW each time. With you it's literally the same monologue over and over again. "Writing is a form of art, and so is the manner in which one writes. The way a letter is written tells a story."

Ryuu: oh yeah! Well uh... I don't have a comeback I'm sorry I won't do it again

Sushi: No no, it's ok. It's just one of those quirks that I say that I detest but I actually find cute and endearing. Kind of like when I say that I hate it when you give me belly rubs, but I actually don't mind it and think it's kind of cute.

Ryuu: Stop making me look so soft in front of them, GODDDDDDDDD

Dadzai: Oh really? I bet I can make my boyfriend seem cuter than yours.

Ryuu: You can try but you won't succeed. For you see my boyfriend kisses me good morning whenever we sleep at each other's house

Sushi: Mine makes me breakfeast whenever I stay at his house on the weekend