Dazai and Koyou (Part 1)

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Kunikidaddy: I've made a sort of score board to keep track of the points and such. The third column was titled courtesy of the President.

Carl: ☠️🐌👸🌸

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Carl: ☠️🐌👸🌸

Nakahaha:Translation- The slug and Koyou are up.

Carl: 👀🧑‍🍳🍞🥐

EdGawr: Translation- The first question is "Is Dazai gay or European?"

GoldenGirl: This line seems very familiar... Could it be?

Nakahaha: You get two points if you can answer it correctly, afterwards I'll reveal the answer that Dazai will have private messaged me.

Dadzai: That's right, I'll be sliding into his DM's ;)

Nakahaha: If you wouldn't take so much pleasure in me killing you, I would have already done so.

Dadzai: Aww is our little Chewya booya cranky today? Would a kissy make it better?

YosaNo: Yes he is, now go give him a kissy.

Dadzai:... Chuuuuyaaa, I wanna give your head a kissy, its so close to the ground im sure its hurt somehow.

GoldenGirl: Though I'd very much like to see it happen, I've come up with an answer. After much thought, I've come to the conclusion that Dazai is.... "gay AND European".

Nakahaha:... I am amazed by this but, you are correct. The idiots exact words were "I'm gay AND European babe ;)"

Kunikikidaddy: The score board has been updated...

Carl: 👀😳👇☠️🐌🎩🤴

EdGawr: Oh! uh... well this is awkward. Translation- Who's the bottom in SKK?

Dadzai: Eye

Nakahaha: I propose a motion to skip this question

YosaNo: Motion overridden.

Nakahaha: >:(

Dadzai: Uh.... I have to send you my response? This is kinda awkward

Nakahaha: ...I am going to kill you, regardless of the answer you know?

Dadzai: And I'm looking forward to it ;)

GoldenGirl: Oh! Uh....
the bottom huh? I think it would be....
both? No...
it's chuuya.
Final answer, it's chuuya.

Nakahaha: I'm a bit offended by that answer Anne-san

Dadzai: Eh! Wrong! You were right the first time ;)

YosaNo: Dazai, what did you base your answer on? How would you know the answer to this question?

Nakahaha: Don't go getting any funny ideas now, we were drunk one day and started talking about this, we never thought the answer would ever come into play.

GoldenGirl: Aww that's cute, you guys were already planning out your relationship.

Dadzai:... Next question?

Carl:  👀😳👇👸🌸👸👩‍⚕️

EdGawr: I apologize beforehand for this but... Translation- Who's the bottom between queen Yosano and queen Koyou?

Dadzai: Carl do you want to see me dead? Is that it?

GoldenGirl: Petition to skip this question

Nakahaha: On what grounds?

GoldenGirl: I will end you

Nakahaha: O-

Carl: 🙅‍♂️

Nakahaha: The man has spoken

GoldenGirl: I can't believe I have to text you something this personal and awkward. Might I add, this has not happened!

Dadzai: I wonder what everyone else thinks the answer is... Hmmm... It's kind of a no-brainer for me

Nakahaha: It's because you have no brain

Dadzai: ....NEways. 🙄

Nakahaha: I hate you

Dadzai: I love you too ;)

YosaNo: .... I HATE YOU BOTH OH MY GOD JUST SAY THOSE WORDS TO EACH OTHER FOR REAL

Dadzai: My answer is... BOTH! Just like Chuuya and I ;)

Nakahaha: You are wrong

GoldenGirl: Wait but-

Nakahaha: In the head, but you are right in terms of the answer

Kunikidaddy: +2 for the idiot.

Dadzai: All around me I am met with insults. What you don't know is what lies within

Ryuu: No one wants to hear about your gas dazai, keep your old man problems to yourself

Dazai: Ok rude, but what lies within. It's my love for suicide <3

Kunikidaddy: Oh we all know it's there, we just choose to ignore it as we should you :)

Dadzai: I take offense to that, but actually not really. Your emoji makes it hard to take anything seriously.

Sushi: What's the next question?

Dadzai: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Carl:👀 🤐👆👀👇

Dadzai: I hate you all...

EdGawr: Translation- Do you think the other person is pretending to be dominant but is actually a submissive person?

Dadzai: I'll answer the question first, Koyou KNOWS I'm dominant by nature.

GoldenGirl: My answer is the same as Dazai's, he knows.

Nakahaha: ...you both get the point. Godammnit I'd hoped you'd lose points here.

Kunikidaddy: The scoreboard has been updated, +4 points.


Kunikidaddy: The scoreboard has been updated, +4 points

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To be continued...

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