Ryuu: Having been out-coupled, I now have a bad taste in my mouth. Although that could also be due to the fact that my lunch is burnt
Sushi: Heh, out-coupled sounds like a funny word
Ryuu: I don't want to hear it from the person who made my lunch taste like charcoal
Sushi: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Ryuu: You made the little tiger in my lunch look sad so now I'm sad
Sushi: Would it make you feel better if I told you that all of its friends are sad too?
Ryuu: It would NOT
Sushi: I originally was gonna add little dinosaurs made out of carrots but those got burnt too.
Ryuu: Ironic
Sushi: I got a taste of what it's like to play God and it was terrifying, to have the life of so many others in your hands is too heavy a burden
Ryuu: Only you would get philosophical over burning some carrots
Sushi: Shut up, I killed those dinasours. What if they had families!?
Ryuu: It's okay, if they were made for my lunch they would have died anyways. You just ended their suffering a little earlier than normal
Dadzai: DO THAT FOR ME TOO PLEASE
Nakahaha: Okay who let him out of the closet
YosaNo: Not Chuuya being homophobic
Nakahaha: We are literally dating
Kunikidaddy: Was he ever even in the closet?
Nakahaha: Yes and no, yes because he is actually hiding inside your closet and no because he never hid his fruity tendencies
Kunikidaddy: Hiding in my what now!?
Dadzai: Hmm why do you never wear any of these clothes, they'd look good on you
Kunikidaddy: Because they are never right for the occasion
Dadzai: Hmmm there's another room, I wonder what's in this one?
Kunikidaddy: Oh no
Dadzai: KUNIKIDA WHAT IS THIS!?
Kunikidaddy: I find it unsettling that he used my actual name, also what are you talking about?
Dadzai: I found a skeleton in your closet! I'm not angry at the fact that seem to have committed murder, that is totally okay and I support you. But as your favorite partner in crime, why did you not invite me!?
Sushi: There is so much to unpack here
Dadzai: Like the suitcase within which I found the skeleton in?
Kunikidaddy: First of all you are not my favorite partner in crime, that's Kenji. Second of all that is not my closet that is Katai's
Sushi: Is your marriage okay, why are you guys sleeping in separate rooms?
Kunikidaddy: The majority of Katai's storage space in our actual room is full of spare parts for his monitors and other tech-y stuff that I know nothing about. We keep his actual clothes in another room.
Ryuu: Wouldn't it make more sense to keep the essentials in your room?
Kunikidaddy: Yes
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BSD Chat adventures
FanficAtsushi accidentally makes a group chat and is bullied relentlessly by everyone. Luckily however, Kenji is a sweetheart and is there to save the day. Err, well sort of...