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RichBoi: Nobody ever answered my question last time, and it's bugging me.
Sushi: Wait, you never asked your question.
RichBoi:Oh, it never sent.
Ryuu: He's so rich you'd think he could afford good cell service.
RichBoi: I'll have you know, I monopolized all cellular services for a while until I no longer needed it for my scheme. I just happen to be in a mountainous area at this moment.
Luisa: Please don't hurt yourself.
RichBoi: You worry too much.
Anyway, my question.
Since you're all young, that probably means you know what all that slang out there means. So please pray tell, what is a simp?
Sushi: I know that one! I asked akutagawa once, it's short for simpleton. :)
SmallNFiesty: Should we tell him?
Sushi: Tell me what?
Ryuu: Don't you dare.
SmallNFiesty: Tell you that simp is a more respectful way of telling someone that they're carefree and kind.
Sushi: So that means I could say that the president is a simp?
Ryuu: Yes, yes you could. In fact, you should show him appreciation and text that to him.
Sushi: I will :)
RichBoi: Should I trust you guys? Ill take it, I'm too lazy to check urban dictionary.
Moo :D: Everyone here is a simp :)
YosaNo: Oh Kenji, thank you.
Gucci: Soooo.... how did it go with Elise?
Gin: We got there just in time, she was about to eat my licorice.
Ryuu: She was a little peeved, but we calmed her down.
Sushi: You calmed her down? Akutagawa... are you secretly good with kids?
Gin: The best, when he wants to be.
Sushi: :0
GoldenGirl: Do you know how much it hurts to see you two walk in circles? Just confess already!
Ryuu: I refuse
Sushi: No thank you
YosaNo: If you refuse, then that must mean that those feelings exist somewhere
Ryuu: They really don't
Sushi: They really don't
YosaNo: You guys are even in sync!
Ryuu: So! Ranpo and Poe huh?
GoldenGirl: That game was more than I could have hoped for. I didn't expect for it to have been so productive, I was just bored.
Dadzai: Game?
Nakahaha: Didn't you read the messages? They played two truths and a lie.
Dadzai: I'm too lazy to read them. We should play a game of our own.
Kunikidaddy: I don't think so, you all have work to do. Also, congrats Ranpo and Poe. I'm happy for you.
Dadzai: Coming daddy~
Kunikidaddy: You are the reason I have migraines at such a young age. Be proud of your accomplishment.
Dadzai: muah ;)
Kunikidaddy : Just get to work.
Nakahaha: I pity him
Elise: someone play with me I am bored exclamation point
Elise: I know you can read my messages donut ignore me period
Elise: stop ignoring me exclamation point
Sushi: YOU LIED TO ME! THE PRESIDENT TOLD ME WHAT IT MEANT! OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL! :,(
Moo :D: ? Oh no, I texted that word to my mom! I'll be back!
Elise: Eye said stop ignoring me
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BSD Chat adventures
FanfictionAtsushi accidentally makes a group chat and is bullied relentlessly by everyone. Luckily however, Kenji is a sweetheart and is there to save the day. Err, well sort of...
